| #1: | posting my first Twitter message. What's it good for? — Mon Apr 20 2009 16:04 GMT — view/retweet
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| #2: | Not a 4-20 advocate. Tried it once; that was enough. I've got a good brain; it works well, and I'm happy with it. Why throw sand into it? — Mon Apr 20 2009 16:35 GMT — view/retweet
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| #3: | Hey you know who's birthday it is? Adoph "Der Feurer" Hitler! He's 120 today. He was the Big Man of the 20th Century, I'll say that! — Mon Apr 20 2009 20:21 GMT — view/retweet
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| #4: | Wondering if it is appropriate to rant about the uselessness of Twitter™ on Twitter itself. Facebook™ seems much more useful. — Mon Apr 20 2009 21:49 GMT — view/retweet
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| #5: | Asking: Are you the sort of person who sorts his M-and-M's by color before consuming? ....But you can't reply because this is Twitter™. — Mon Apr 20 2009 21:51 GMT — view/retweet
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| #6: | Must.... Stop.... Twittering™. This... Is... Not... Productive! — Mon Apr 20 2009 21:54 GMT — view/retweet
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| #7: | Hey everybody, I'm in Las Vegas, in a local Laundromat, DOING MY LAUNDRY! (There, is that what I'm supposed to use Twitter™ for?) — Tue Apr 21 2009 00:24 GMT — view/retweet
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| #8: | You simply MUST attend a Renaissance Festival this year - in costume. One listing of Faires: http://www.faires.com/newschedule.php — Tue Apr 21 2009 00:52 GMT — view/retweet
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| #9: | Only 11 hours on Twitter and I've already had to "unfriend" Demi Moore. She was too much! — Tue Apr 21 2009 02:39 GMT — view/retweet
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| #10: | It's been a while, but I'd like to bring back Austin Powers for a 4th installment. Austin's okay, but I REALLY miss Dr. Evil. — Tue Apr 21 2009 03:10 GMT — view/retweet
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| #11: | @angusbatey "Farcebook" - That's a good one! However, he and I are intertwined now. You can try to leave, but you'll be back! — Tue Apr 21 2009 11:28 GMT — view/retweet
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| #12: | Term of the day: "Munchausen by Proxy". It is called "uncommon", but it's often an undercurrent in parenting. Not just physical! — Tue Apr 21 2009 11:45 GMT — view/retweet
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| #13: | Attending a meeting of the Clark County Commission (Las Vegas) -- i.e. Post-apocalyptic Armageddon management in action! — Tue Apr 21 2009 15:50 GMT — view/retweet
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| #14: | Hangin' out in the Las Vegas court system -- for amusement. — Tue Apr 21 2009 20:54 GMT — view/retweet
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| #15: | Now blessed with a self-named domain: www.Glenn-Campbell.com - Do you think it's too obvious? — Wed Apr 22 2009 00:21 GMT — view/retweet
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| #16: | Got a few photos online from today's Light of Hope Ceremony in Family Court (Las Vegas). http://tinyurl.com/ceytoj — Wed Apr 22 2009 02:32 GMT — view/retweet
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| #17: | Worried that Twitter™ = just another form of data slavery. — Wed Apr 22 2009 12:47 GMT — view/retweet
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| #18: | Before a tsunami hits, there is often a trough (draw back) where the sea recedes. If you go out to investigate, you're doomed! — Wed Apr 22 2009 13:23 GMT — view/retweet
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| #19: | @lvcourts Oh, you people with your "jobs" and your "work". I don't know how you do it! — Wed Apr 22 2009 15:47 GMT — view/retweet
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| #20: | Dropped by the Clark County Commission yesterday and witnessed the most corrupt action I have personally seen: http://tinyurl.com/ca2a5s — Wed Apr 22 2009 22:58 GMT — view/retweet
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| #21: | I admire the audacity and leadership style of Pres. Obama, but all this is irrelevant if his economic theories turn out to be wrong. — Thu Apr 23 2009 08:25 GMT — view/retweet
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| #22: | Nevada budget shortfall is closing in on $3 billion (up from $500 mill not long ago). Everybody's squirming now! N-N-N-New T-T-T-T-Taxes?! — Thu Apr 23 2009 15:44 GMT — view/retweet
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| #23: | Just released my latest Kilroy philosophy essay: "The Tyranny of Law" http://www.kilroycafe.com/ideas/law/ — Thu Apr 23 2009 16:00 GMT — view/retweet
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| #24: | Easiest local TV news story in the world: Serial killer/bomber/terrorist/sex fiend in the national news HAS A LAS VEGAS CONNECTION! Duh! - (Retweeeted on 2/14/10) — Thu Apr 23 2009 20:32 GMT — view/retweet
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| #25: | I gather there is NO PRIVACY WHATSOEVER on Twitter™ (unless you "Protect your Updates"). I can live with this but it takes getting used to. — Thu Apr 23 2009 23:52 GMT — view/retweet
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| #26: | I've just released a new short screenplay: "The Smartest Chimp in the World." http://tinyurl.com/d2q8bn — Fri Apr 24 2009 02:42 GMT — view/retweet
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| #27: | CORRECTING THE RECORD: Mama Cass Elliot did NOT choke to death on a chicken bone in London in 1974. Cause of death was heart failure. — Fri Apr 24 2009 13:38 GMT — view/retweet
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| #28: | A POSITIVE FEEDBACK LOOP is when small changes feed back into a system to create catastrophic ones. e.g.economy, global warming. Not good! — Fri Apr 24 2009 13:58 GMT — view/retweet
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| #29: | My short Wild West screenplay from 6 mo. ago is still quite amusing: "11:59 from Prescott" http://www.kilroycafe.com/screenplays/prescott — Fri Apr 24 2009 18:01 GMT — view/retweet
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| #30: | Just released a new philosophy newsletter: "The Responsibilities of the Victim." http://bit.ly/wnqSQ - Kilroy Cafe #40 — Sat Apr 25 2009 03:12 GMT — view/retweet
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| #31: | I have now hidden my Facebook™ friends list from all of my Facebook™ friends. It has to do with personal boundaries. http://bit.ly/9OwdU — Sat Apr 25 2009 09:38 GMT — view/retweet
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| #32: | Released an essay explaining why I have hidden my Facebook™ friend list from all my Facebook™ friends: http://bit.ly/mqw7M — Sat Apr 25 2009 17:56 GMT — view/retweet
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| #33: | This one's a keeper: Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome — Sat Apr 25 2009 20:09 GMT — view/retweet
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| #34: | Building the next Nevada ghost town (Coyote Springs): deluded developer marches on: http://bit.ly/MnCTS My take: http://bit.ly/iuNhe — Sun Apr 26 2009 01:28 GMT — view/retweet
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| #35: | Humans evolved from apes through cooking. NY Times: http://bit.ly/FIlZn Compare to my Chimp screenplay: http://bit.ly/emBNO — Sun Apr 26 2009 01:41 GMT — view/retweet
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| #36: | Should children be allowed to text? Wash. Post (2/22) shows extreme case of text addiction: http://bit.ly/16s2A9 Take it away, I say! — Sun Apr 26 2009 03:02 GMT — view/retweet
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| #37: | People choose a WORSE diet when a healthy option is offered. NY Times (4/6): http://bit.ly/9VQBs - An interesting human perception defect. — Sun Apr 26 2009 03:24 GMT — view/retweet
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| #38: | NY Times: "When Everyone's a Friend, Is Anything Private?" (re Facebook™) http://bit.ly/qeJip - My newsletter response: http://bit.ly/ZnrXu — Sun Apr 26 2009 03:53 GMT — view/retweet
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| #39: | LA Times: "Study of diets shows what truly counts: calories" (2/26) http://bit.ly/kIUwl - Duh! To lose weight, energy use must exceed input. — Sun Apr 26 2009 03:59 GMT — view/retweet
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| #40: | Wall Street Journal: "Rise of the Underground" (economy) http://bit.ly/gePdl - In bad times, many are joining it, including me! — Sun Apr 26 2009 04:03 GMT — view/retweet
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| #41: | If slavery didn't exist, people would have to invent it for themselves. — Mon Apr 27 2009 10:16 GMT — view/retweet
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| #42: | Quoting @rainnwilson : "Dear moths, get a life. Sincerely, the lights." — Mon Apr 27 2009 10:27 GMT — view/retweet
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| #43: | Brevity is the essence of wisdom. — Mon Apr 27 2009 12:06 GMT — view/retweet
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| #44: | @rainnwilson Slight correction: "Dear moths, get a life. Sincerely, the flame." (A Wilson/Campbell Production. All Rights Reserved) — Mon Apr 27 2009 12:34 GMT — view/retweet
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| #45: | Actors and directors are the mere hand puppets of the writer. — Mon Apr 27 2009 13:49 GMT — view/retweet
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| #46: | My current position on UFOs: A Thing You Don't Need. http://bit.ly/XWqSM — Mon Apr 27 2009 20:37 GMT — view/retweet
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| #47: | Glenn Campbell's Greatest Hits: "WEEKEND PIRATE" http://bit.ly/12Y4ke - A upbeat song of pillaging, plundering, etc. — Mon Apr 27 2009 23:20 GMT — view/retweet
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| #48: | The Onion: "God Makes Surprise Visit To Local Church" http://bit.ly/ugVNX - Nothing so disrupts religion! — Tue Apr 28 2009 05:58 GMT — view/retweet
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| #49: | NY Times: "When Bad Advice is the Best Advice" http://bit.ly/HOJdc - My take: Triage http://bit.ly/fVIIi and Addiction http://bit.ly/hRjxO — Tue Apr 28 2009 06:08 GMT — view/retweet
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| #50: | Swine Flu ain't nuthin'! The 1918 Spanish Flu killed 2-3% of the US pop. Young, healthy people mainly! Wikipedia: http://bit.ly/5vuiK — Tue Apr 28 2009 14:16 GMT — view/retweet
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| #51: | Millions dead or dying! Body count rises as 250,000 a month succomb in U.S. alone! http://bit.ly/195a2x (The Onion archive) — Tue Apr 28 2009 14:39 GMT — view/retweet
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| #52: | Did some fine tuning on "The Responsibilities of the Victim" (Kilroy Cafe #40) http://bit.ly/wnqSQ - Nice universal concept. — Tue Apr 28 2009 14:56 GMT — view/retweet
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| #53: | I've just released some new homeless advice: "Where to Sleep in an Airport" http://bit.ly/2ljcG - Live from the Denver airport! — Tue Apr 28 2009 16:53 GMT — view/retweet
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| #54: | "Chinooks" are winds descending from mountains, making places like Denver warmer than they have a right to be. http://bit.ly/8tpuI — Tue Apr 28 2009 21:05 GMT — view/retweet
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| #55: | A nice little article on a part of the body you don't think much about: Bone. NY Times: http://bit.ly/9Nphc - A wonder of engineering. — Tue Apr 28 2009 21:13 GMT — view/retweet
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| #56: | We can measure Swine Flu hysteria by the number of people seen in face masks. Stay clear! Good sign of a wacko you don't want to deal with. — Tue Apr 28 2009 21:18 GMT — view/retweet
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| #57: | I used to think the platypus was my favorite monotreme until I met the echidna. So hard to choose! (and the hurt feelings if I do) — Tue Apr 28 2009 22:11 GMT — view/retweet
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| #58: | Husband refuses to work. Salon (4/28): http://bit.ly/SWFPx - This is the essence of the marital dilemma, and there's only one solution. — Wed Apr 29 2009 00:07 GMT — view/retweet
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| #59: | Fun with Catholics: Mel Gibson is getting a divorce. Salon (4/26) http://bit.ly/Qberd — Wed Apr 29 2009 00:18 GMT — view/retweet
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| #60: | Katy Perry's "Hot n Cold" song isn't talking about Bipolar Disorder. Instead she's describing Borderline Personality Disorder. — Wed Apr 29 2009 01:04 GMT — view/retweet
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| #61: | I have revised an earlier philosophy essay: "The Paradox of Protection" (Kilroy #23) http://bit.ly/H9tAQ - Every good work has its cost. — Wed Apr 29 2009 03:46 GMT — view/retweet
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| #62: | The internet: It's either a brain extender or a mind drug depending on how you use/abuse it. — Wed Apr 29 2009 11:51 GMT — view/retweet
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| #63: | Searched Twitter for "existential" http://tinyurl.com/cthvfj - "existentialist" http://tinyurl.com/crc2pd — Wed Apr 29 2009 14:19 GMT — view/retweet
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| #64: | An amusing Twitter™ feed: @notstevenwright (not currently active) - Steven Wright is the best existentialist comedian... existing! — Wed Apr 29 2009 14:35 GMT — view/retweet
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| #65: | I had to unfriend @SaraBareilles. Even a half-million followers doesn't make a dull feed interesting. — Wed Apr 29 2009 18:09 GMT — view/retweet
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| #66: | Passing through "Flatland" Nebraska on I-80. Here's my song on the topic from a few months ago: http://www.kilroycafe.com/songs/flatland — Wed Apr 29 2009 18:17 GMT — view/retweet
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| #67: | WSJ: "The Psychology of Overeating" http://bit.ly/4CP7l - We want sugar, salt and fat, and the food industry is eager to sell it to us. — Wed Apr 29 2009 18:28 GMT — view/retweet
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| #68: | Oooo, the pandemic has been raised to LEVEL 5. You know, when I was a kid, 5 was the highest panic level. What happened? Panic inflation. — Wed Apr 29 2009 21:15 GMT — view/retweet
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| #69: | Here's an article on UFO's at Area 51 written by a much younger Glenn Campbell - 15 years ago! http://bit.ly/DEnQN — Thu Apr 30 2009 02:58 GMT — view/retweet
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| #70: | Here's my new blog entry on 1997 civilian intrusion into Papoose Lake, home of Lazar's flying saucers: http://bit.ly/qyEGd - Damn fool! — Thu Apr 30 2009 03:01 GMT — view/retweet
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| #71: | I'm thinking of creating a Facebook page and Twitter feed exclusively for my lower intestine, for people who must have those updates. — Thu Apr 30 2009 10:56 GMT — view/retweet
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| #72: | Here's a little feed been round less than a month but's already the balls: @andrewkiraly — Thu Apr 30 2009 12:39 GMT — view/retweet
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| #73: | Obama says outbreak “cause for deep concern but not panic.” Under what conditions, I wonder, will he authorize panic? — Thu Apr 30 2009 13:57 GMT — view/retweet
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| #74: | Green Eggs & Ham: 1) I will not eat it. 2) I'll try it, just to show I'm open-minded. 3) Hey, this is good! 4) Take it away, I'll kill you! — Thu Apr 30 2009 18:32 GMT — view/retweet
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| #75: | I have written a new philosophy essay on addiction: "In Defense of Placebos" (Kilroy Cafe #42) http://bit.ly/oRy7n - Treatment doesn't work. — Thu Apr 30 2009 22:47 GMT — view/retweet
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| #76: | The "paranoid pseudo-community" are the people the paranoiac falsely believes are paying attention to him (CIA,etc). A lot like Twitter, FB! — Fri May 01 2009 01:53 GMT — view/retweet
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| #77: | "No Pain, No Gain" -- not true! The subject of my latest philosophy essay: http://bit.ly/sZUKW (Kilroy Cafe #43) — Fri May 01 2009 14:33 GMT — view/retweet
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| #78: | "Once a census taker tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." -- Hannibal Lector — Fri May 01 2009 16:45 GMT — view/retweet
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| #79: | "Existential" is being on the Titanic after the iceberg hits, knowing the ship is sinking and knowing you can't do a damn thing about it. — Fri May 01 2009 21:07 GMT — view/retweet
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| #80: | Common addictions: drugs, alcohol, cigs, caffeine, TV, video games, music, shopping, sports, sex, porn, religion, travel, food, love... — Fri May 01 2009 22:35 GMT — view/retweet
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| #81: | An addiction is a repetitive activity that isn't getting you anywhere but that causes you great anxiety when you try to withdraw. — Fri May 01 2009 22:39 GMT — view/retweet
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| #82: | If porn is just the same acts repeated over and over, why do we need new porn? Can't we just recycle the old porn and save the environment? — Sat May 02 2009 01:08 GMT — view/retweet
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| #83: | Astronomers and UFO researchers aren't very funny people. Instead of looking inward they're looking outward, where there is no comedy. — Sat May 02 2009 10:58 GMT — view/retweet
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| #84: | You CAN get swine flu from social media! It has totally infected Twitter. — Sat May 02 2009 11:07 GMT — view/retweet
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| #85: | Canadians look just like us but they're not like us. They're a little too nice, a little too cheerful, like the Stepford Wives. — Sat May 02 2009 15:31 GMT — view/retweet
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| #86: | The Americans invaded Canada during the War of 1812 but were beaten back by the British. Maybe it's time we finish the job! (Eh?) — Sun May 03 2009 17:57 GMT — view/retweet
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| #87: | Hosteling is a strange experience, esp. for space-hungry Americans. Would you share a room with 5 strangers? Now doing it in Toronto, $20/nt — Sun May 03 2009 18:37 GMT — view/retweet
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| #88: | I love watching TV in a language I don't understand. It's the same crap as in America, so I know what's being said almost telepathically! — Sun May 03 2009 19:01 GMT — view/retweet
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| #89: | My beginner's guide to hosteling, "How to Sleep in a Hostel" http://bit.ly/u0xQ9 - No serial killers. No rampant sex. Just a place to stay. — Sun May 03 2009 20:00 GMT — view/retweet
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| #90: | In Stockholm, there are hostels in a 747 jet http://bit.ly/Eszv9 a sailing ship http://bit.ly/vTtDy and a prison http://bit.ly/jZVbM — Sun May 03 2009 20:43 GMT — view/retweet
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| #91: | You can sleep in lighthouses in California http://bit.ly/UxY4p or Canada http://bit.ly/8xEjr or in a "UFO" in Ireland http://bit.ly/13jfsG — Sun May 03 2009 21:01 GMT — view/retweet
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| #92: | My latest philosophy essay: "The Secret of Eternal Youth" http://bit.ly/17w31K - Old age is a philosophical problem, not a physical one. — Mon May 04 2009 01:02 GMT — view/retweet
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| #93: | One cool thing about the northern latitudes is the summer dusk that lasts for hours. The sun doesn't just go down but takes it's sweet time. — Mon May 04 2009 08:35 GMT — view/retweet
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| #94: | Just say no to YouTube! It's a huge time waster, and it has nothing you need. "How'd they do that?" I don't care anymore! — Mon May 04 2009 08:42 GMT — view/retweet
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| #95: | Hunter S Thompson and Ernest Hemingway both died from "a single self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head." Is there anyone who died of two? - (Retweeeted on 2/13/10) — Mon May 04 2009 08:59 GMT — view/retweet
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| #96: | Los Angeles can't fire incompetent teachers. LA Times 5/3: http://bit.ly/weaAr - That's government: Live by the rules, die by the rules. — Mon May 04 2009 09:49 GMT — view/retweet
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| #97: | Male Data Collection Syndrome (MDCS) is the propensity of the human male to collect useless info and statistics: sports scores, etc. — Mon May 04 2009 10:07 GMT — view/retweet
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| #98: | I haven't done many drugs, but I can't imagine any psychedelic high that compares to ordinary dreaming. A new adventure every night! — Mon May 04 2009 12:22 GMT — view/retweet
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| #99: | Avoid any food with "healthy" or "nutritious" on the label. It's probably highly processed and does little good for your body. — Mon May 04 2009 12:25 GMT — view/retweet
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| #100: | You may not have known this but there's a Canadian cuisine, found in every city and town. It's called "Indian." — Mon May 04 2009 20:05 GMT — view/retweet
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