| #2001: | @tammyphinney Rice cakes, alas, are not complete and balanced nutrition. You need to add protein, vitamins, etc.
— Thu Jan 14 2010 16:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2002: | Sleeping on floor or ground with minimal padding: heaven! On a cushy bed: poor sleep, toss & turn, hell on my back. Beds are for sissies!
— Fri Jan 15 2010 04:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2003: | "Living in a world where children are told they are unique individuals is never a good thing." @aubynr - Right! Kids shouldn't run the show.
— Fri Jan 15 2010 13:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2004: | Have you ever looked up at the stars and thought about all the space debris in Earth orbit and what's going to happen to it? Me too!
— Fri Jan 15 2010 14:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2005: | I am sickened by San Diego's support for the credit card industry. Signs everywhere say, "Go Chargers!"
— Fri Jan 15 2010 18:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2006: | "The problem with irony is that the people it applies to don't get it. Isn't that ironic?" @CynicalNihilist
— Sat Jan 16 2010 02:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2007: | Hawaiians are trapped in a hell of Paradise! If you want something else, you can't get in the car and drive. Perfection becomes monotony.
— Sat Jan 16 2010 11:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2008: | Hypocrites offer prayers for Haiti but no money. Unfortunately, even money may have little effect on the entrenched chaos there.
— Sat Jan 16 2010 11:17 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2009: | In business as in life, there is no such thing as a guarantee, only the illusion of it that suckers are willing to pay too much for.
— Sun Jan 17 2010 01:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2010: | The job of an "expert" is to scare the shit out of you so you'll come to him for help.
— Sun Jan 17 2010 02:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2011: | "Is it really 'self help' if it's some guy in a video telling you what to do?" @CynicalNihilist
— Sun Jan 17 2010 04:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2012: | Marriage, by definition, encourages dependence and sabotages independence. It renders both parties less capable of dealing with the world.
— Sun Jan 17 2010 07:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2013: | On the Big Island, an expensive SUV is often rationalized by a single trip into the Waipio Valley. Hiking is cheaper!
— Mon Jan 18 2010 05:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2014: | How to rent a convertible for the price of a standard car: Rent a standard car and OPEN ALL THE WINDOWS! Duh!
— Mon Jan 18 2010 05:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2015: | Rights are the citizen's protection from the inevitable incompetence of government.
— Tue Jan 19 2010 00:25 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2016: | @ThatsWright Toothbrush at work: Should dental hygiene stop merely because we are at work? (Just keep it in your desk, please!)
— Tue Jan 19 2010 00:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2017: | My new photo album: Waipio Valley, Big Island of Hawaii: http://bit.ly/6j2myb - A trek into the jungle.
— Tue Jan 19 2010 04:23 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2018: | "When a male's emotional growth is stunted, he'll sometimes compensate by using his vehicle to prove his masculinity" - OTS via @nictate
— Tue Jan 19 2010 11:27 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2019: | When deciphering a message of any kind, the envelope it came in is as telling as the message itself. Ask: Who sent this to me and why?
— Tue Jan 19 2010 17:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2020: | The only thing as dangerous as conservatives in power is liberals in power.
— Tue Jan 19 2010 23:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2021: | After that big buffet, I am suffering from Post-Digestive Stress Disorder (PDSD).
— Wed Jan 20 2010 00:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2022: | In New Jersey you aren't allowed to pump your own gas because you haven't been properly trained. Next: no parenthood without a license.
— Wed Jan 20 2010 00:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2023: | There is nothing happy about entertainment. It is pornography without the sex, exploitative of everyone involved.
— Wed Jan 20 2010 12:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2024: | Checks and balances: important in government and important to me. Always hoping my checks don't bounce and my balances are above zero.
— Wed Jan 20 2010 14:08 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2025: | "The rich get richer and the poor get children." @TheShaktiMan
— Wed Jan 20 2010 14:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2026: | "Omission from conversation is the only way to prove you don't care about something. Talking about it only confirms otherwise." @poeks
— Wed Jan 20 2010 14:23 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2027: | "Beta testing can kiss my late-adopting ass." @nictate - Mine, too!
— Wed Jan 20 2010 16:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2028: | "You spend your childhood thinking otherwise when really, adulthood consists of bullshitting and knowing just enough to get by." @katefeetie
— Wed Jan 20 2010 16:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2029: | Entertainment is an addiction and the enemy of accomplishment. Either you take the drug and remain numb or you do something with your life.
— Wed Jan 20 2010 21:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2030: | [Duplicate tweet deleted.] — Wed Jan 20 2010 22:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2031: | The absurd and untenable excesses of the Bush administration in no way justify the same under Obama.
— Wed Jan 20 2010 22:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2032: | Passive-aggressive -- the expression of ones anger, frustration or impotence by not doing things as opposed to doing them. The coward's way.
— Wed Jan 20 2010 23:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2033: | Sarcasm -- irony with an aggressive edge, emphasizing the speaker's helplessness and cynicism. "Yeah, right!" Not a healthy way to talk.
— Wed Jan 20 2010 23:27 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2034: | Sesame Street characters make me cry. I get all emo over Elmo.
— Wed Jan 20 2010 23:33 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2035: | Paranoia -- a self-centered delusion of threat or attention that allows the subject to avoid responsibility for his own inadequacies.
— Wed Jan 20 2010 23:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2036: | [Duplicate tweet deleted.] — Wed Jan 20 2010 23:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2037: | Paranoia is delusional not in the sense that the CIA/NSA isn't capable of watching you but that they would care enough about you to bother.
— Thu Jan 21 2010 00:30 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2038: | [Duplicate tweet deleted.] — Thu Jan 21 2010 18:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2039: | RT @bytErrant: Just learned to bend spoons with my mind. But being more Chiss Angel than Uri Geller, I had to up the ante. I bent a *spo ...
— Thu Jan 14 2010 22:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2040: | A prison can be a cell you are thrown into against your will — or a construction of your own free choice that sneaks up on you slowly.
— Fri Jan 22 2010 00:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2041: | Marketing is the art of lying to the public in such a way that you can't be prosecuted.
— Fri Jan 22 2010 00:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2042: | A deadly combination: stupid, egotistical and in a position of power. Think Barney Fife. Funny to watch but avoid at all costs!
— Fri Jan 22 2010 11:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2043: | Freedom requires money, but not necessarily a lot. It is more a matter of how well you use the money you have.
— Fri Jan 22 2010 14:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2044: | HYPERBOLE ALERT: What is a "hydrating moisturizer"? I mean, isn't any moisturizer hydrating by definition?
— Fri Jan 22 2010 19:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2045: | The future of health care is simple: People with more money will be able to buy a longer life.
— Fri Jan 22 2010 22:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2046: | "Work" is a deal you make with someone else to provide your services in exchange for their money. It is submission to the goals of another.
— Fri Jan 22 2010 22:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2047: | One of the central problems of life is how to find paying work that also allows you to retain your dignity and pursue your own goals.
— Fri Jan 22 2010 22:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2048: | Law is an attempt to solve social problems by a system of written rules. The rules, alas, never quite work as intended.
— Fri Jan 22 2010 23:22 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2049: | The crudities of law must often be fine-tuned by conscientious evasion and discreet disobedience.
— Fri Jan 22 2010 23:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2050: | Poverty sucks, and this must always be so. Otherwise people will not be motivated to escape it.
— Fri Jan 22 2010 23:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2051: | "Blowing up 78x60x14 inch airbed. By mouth. 65520 cu-in? This may take a while." @GeoffreyHale - LOL! I've tried! Worth investing in a pump.
— Sat Jan 23 2010 00:12 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2052: | "When you think about it, all things are For A Limited Time Only." -- MRT @tehawesome
— Sat Jan 23 2010 00:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2053: | The tragedy of the rich is how they spend more money but usually end up with an inferior product.
— Sat Jan 23 2010 00:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2054: | Pepperidge Farm™ choc chip cookies: $2.50. Good price but: 140 calories x 8 cookies (cuz I'll eat em all!) = 1120 cals. No deal, Wal-Mart™!
— Sat Jan 23 2010 00:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2055: | I am impressed by the girth of Wal-Mart™ patrons in Erie, Pennsylvania. Average circumference exceeds height by a wide margin.
— Sat Jan 23 2010 01:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2056: | Throughout human political history, most "bold initiatives" have lead to deep shit.
— Sat Jan 23 2010 03:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2057: | There is no easy childhood. Either you are traumatized by reality too early or blindsided by it later.
— Sat Jan 23 2010 12:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2058: | A novel is the ultimate low-budget film: no cast, crew, lighting or sound, just the story.
— Sat Jan 23 2010 12:23 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2059: | I love/hate Wal-Mart™ passionately. Evil, yes, but look at these low prices!
— Sat Jan 23 2010 13:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2060: | The only real solutions to people's prtoblems come from outside the law. Often, the noblest thing the law can do is stand aside.
— Sat Jan 23 2010 14:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2061: | The biggest problem of law is that the people who write it are usually detached from it's effects.
— Sat Jan 23 2010 14:22 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2062: | The only real solutions to people's problems come from outside the law. Often, the noblest thing the law can do is stand aside.
— Sat Jan 23 2010 15:15 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2063: | Most of what is called "food" in modern mass marketing is really "pseudo food", enticing consumption but providing little nutrition.
— Sat Jan 23 2010 18:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2064: | The main engine of economic growth is rich people who falsely believe that getting even richer will make them happier.
— Sat Jan 23 2010 18:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2065: | "Ducks are not easily arranged." @northpacific
— Sat Jan 23 2010 18:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2066: | "Never underestimate the importance of free speech. It would be much harder to spot the stupid among us without it." -- Dwain Henry
— Sat Jan 23 2010 18:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2067: | "Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get." - Conan O'Brien - Indeed, some get a windfall of publicity!
— Sat Jan 23 2010 19:12 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2068: | If $1 million would make you happy, it doesn't necessarily follow that $2 million would make you twice as happy. Often the opposite!
— Sat Jan 23 2010 19:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2069: | People who believe that God is with them usually get themselves into god-awful messes.
— Sat Jan 23 2010 19:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2070: | Religion is one opiate of the masses. Another is humor.
— Sat Jan 23 2010 21:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2071: | "Never underestimate the importance of free speech. It would be much harder to spot the stupid among us without it." @DwainHenry
— Sat Jan 23 2010 22:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2072: | The biggest problem of law is that the people who write it are usually detached from its effects.
— Sat Jan 23 2010 22:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2073: | My new photo album: Wawaloli Beach, Big Island of Hawaii: http://bit.ly/7cYoKv - A volcanic beach on the Kona Coast popular with locals.
— Sun Jan 24 2010 01:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2074: | Do I understand the Supreme Court ruling correctly, that an entire campaign can now be funded by a single donation from Exxon-Mobil?
— Sun Jan 24 2010 04:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2075: | In the future, personal liberties will be protected -- as long as they don't conflict with the needs of Wal-Mart, Exxon, Philip Morris...
— Sun Jan 24 2010 05:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2076: | Your Deal with the Devil is making enough money to survive while still pursuing your own potential and upholding your own morality.
— Sun Jan 24 2010 05:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2077: | "Malicious compliance" is when you strictly follows rules or orders even though you know it will cause harm. Crippling to any organization.
— Sun Jan 24 2010 07:23 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2078: | We all know about food obesity, but what about entertainment obesity? With a constant diet of empty stimulation, the brain turns flabby.
— Sun Jan 24 2010 09:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2079: | Much of the apparent wealth of the world is merely a theft from the future.
— Sun Jan 24 2010 09:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2080: | New photo album: Swanton, Ohio: http://bit.ly/6miA0S - A small town near the Ohio Turnpike.
— Sun Jan 24 2010 16:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2081: | New photo album: Syracuse, New York: http://bit.ly/4Bxkjy
— Sun Jan 24 2010 16:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2082: | NY Times: "For photographers and graphic artists, not a pretty picture out there" http://bit.ly/8GV0qI
— Sun Jan 24 2010 17:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2083: | Corporations have profit goals that don't necessarily mesh with the needs of society. If we let them pollute the river, they will.
— Sun Jan 24 2010 18:08 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2084: | So if a disinfectant claims to kill "99.99% of germs", what happens next? The remaining .01% reproduce and BREED STRONGER GERMS!
— Sun Jan 24 2010 21:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2085: | Alcohol is alcohol. Why does it matter if it's Corona, Johnnie Walker or Grey Goose? It's all a charade for the same buzz.
— Mon Jan 25 2010 06:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2086: | Having a baby is what couples do when they can't think of anything else.
— Mon Jan 25 2010 09:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2087: | Modern capitalism is not a system that makes investors rich. It makes management rich as they con investors out of their money.
— Mon Jan 25 2010 09:17 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2088: | The individual's ability to understand his own predicament is very weak. Ego and investment cloud his vision. Sentimentality replaces logic.
— Mon Jan 25 2010 12:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2089: | When the flight crew says what a pleasure it was to serve me on this flight, do they really mean it or are they just faking?
— Mon Jan 25 2010 12:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2090: | When someone says, "How are you?" you are supposed to reply, "Fine, thanks." No one really wants to know about your problems.
— Mon Jan 25 2010 12:55 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2091: | A godsend to obsessive-compulsives: the automatic toilet seat cover! http://bit.ly/7PCAtd - Seen at O'Hare Airport.
— Mon Jan 25 2010 14:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2092: | How to build a strong immune system: Revel in dirt! Touch public toilet seats. Hang out with people with colds. I.e. — Forget about it!
— Mon Jan 25 2010 14:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2093: | The irony of being obsessive-compulsive is that your immune systems is probably weakened by lack of exposure to mild pathogens.
— Mon Jan 25 2010 15:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2094: | We wanted you prisoners to be happy, sedated, non-confrontational. That's why we gave you television.
— Mon Jan 25 2010 22:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2095: | I'm thrilled with my new wide-angle lens: http://bit.ly/8jTgpQ
— Tue Jan 26 2010 00:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2096: | My best tourist photos: http://bit.ly/5BFUwY
— Tue Jan 26 2010 01:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2097: | Many a dream turns into a nightmare when it's only half built and the resources run out. Then it becomes a prison.
— Tue Jan 26 2010 02:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2098: | Those who urge us to "follow your dreams" fail to take into account how many dreams end in disaster. They have to be SMART dreams.
— Tue Jan 26 2010 02:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2099: | STILL the best movie of all time: "Citizen Kane". Color, 3-D add nothing to the magic.
— Tue Jan 26 2010 04:07 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2100: | Libido comes and goes throughout ones life. Losing it is no big deal, unless you are committed to a relationship based on it.
— Tue Jan 26 2010 04:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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