| #2901: | Judging by boy bands through the ages, girls like boys with hair like girls'.
— Sat Apr 03 2010 22:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2902: | "Wicked thoughts and worthless efforts gradually set their mark on the face, especially the eyes." ~ Schopenhauer via @philo_quotes
— Sat Apr 03 2010 23:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2903: | Sometimes the best decision is to defer the decision until later.
— Sun Apr 04 2010 09:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2904: | Some decisions require swift and decisive action while others are best deferred so they have the opportunity to resolve themselves.
— Sun Apr 04 2010 09:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2905: | An oft-neglected factor in any decision is the will and intentions of the other party to it.
— Sun Apr 04 2010 09:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2906: | Any help you give will be devalued and abused unless the subject of your help decides he wants it and is willing to pay a price for it.
— Sun Apr 04 2010 09:54 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2907: | It is not usually your role to correct the delusions of others, but you must not do anything to encourage those delusions either.
— Sun Apr 04 2010 09:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2908: | If you need to foster a delusion to sell your product then you shouldn't be selling it to begin with.
— Sun Apr 04 2010 10:02 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2909: | Hidden within every misfortune is an opportunity. It's up to you to discover it.
— Sun Apr 04 2010 10:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2910: | Most employers want workers who will come in and do the same job, day after day, year after year — not someone with ambition.
— Sun Apr 04 2010 13:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2911: | Trees are the result of an arms race among plants, growing ever higher to snatch the sun from competitors.
— Sun Apr 04 2010 14:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2912: | Nowadays, selling your soul to the Devil is referred to as "credit".
— Sun Apr 04 2010 16:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2913: | [Duplicate tweet deleted.] — Sun Apr 04 2010 17:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2914: | To squander resources is to laugh in the face of those who don't have them. If you later run out yourself, schadenfreude is justified.
— Sun Apr 04 2010 18:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2915: | With relative wealth comes both responsibility and isolation.
— Sun Apr 04 2010 18:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2916: | The worst thing about being an actor is that you're playing to someone else's script. You control the nuances but not the big picture.
— Mon Apr 05 2010 08:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2917: | Thoreau, like the Bible, can be quoted to support just about any position you choose to take.
— Mon Apr 05 2010 13:15 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2918: | The sexual urge is unavoidable. Either you acknowledge it and deal with it, or you push it underground where it does terrible things.
— Tue Apr 06 2010 10:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2919: | Anyone who would retire to some gentle vacation spot to live out his final years is pretty much dead anyway.
— Tue Apr 06 2010 10:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2920: | Let it be said that you crammed as much life as possible into your final years on Earth.
— Tue Apr 06 2010 10:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2921: | Why are you wasting your time on that? You're dying, and there are more important things to do with the time you have left.
— Tue Apr 06 2010 10:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2922: | New photo album: Quebec City (yesterday) http://bit.ly/aPb8nK
— Tue Apr 06 2010 12:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2923: | The trouble with Santa Claus: Isn't the kid going to be miffed when he discovers he's been lied to all these years?
— Tue Apr 06 2010 14:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2924: | My mom/dad/country/religion is the best one in the whole world! One of the great traumas in life is discovering it ain't so.
— Tue Apr 06 2010 14:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2925: | Faith is a mechanism people use to justify whatever it is they have already committed to.
— Tue Apr 06 2010 21:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2926: | One of the pleasures of the northern latitudes is the long, lazy sunsets. You got plenty of time to do what you want before dark.
— Tue Apr 06 2010 22:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2927: | The nature of freedom is that you don't know in advance what you are going to need it for.
— Wed Apr 07 2010 19:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2928: | Mr. Mobius and his strip confuse the hell out of me.
— Wed Apr 07 2010 21:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2929: | A dream that is just out of reach can seem to solve any problem.
— Thu Apr 08 2010 05:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2930: | [Duplicate tweet deleted.] — Thu Apr 08 2010 11:55 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2931: | Should is really be called a PDA or more properly a PED — Personal Enslavement Device?
— Thu Apr 08 2010 12:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2932: | "Old" is the state of having already given up on life. For some, it happens at an early age; others never get there.
— Fri Apr 09 2010 08:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2933: | I think I may need Trilipix™. No idea what it does, but judging from the ads, it seems to match my active lifestyle.
— Fri Apr 09 2010 10:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2934: | There's no limit to the atrocities a person of faith can commit, being as they don't have a moral compass of their own.
— Fri Apr 09 2010 17:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2935: | What a loser you are! It's like I've got the Trix, and you're that silly rabbit who never figures out that TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!
— Fri Apr 09 2010 23:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2936: | American marketing is based on the principle that if you add more adjectives to something, the suckers will pay more money for it.
— Sat Apr 10 2010 00:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2937: | History makes you realize all the amazing things done by dead people.
— Sun Apr 11 2010 04:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2938: | If you want it too much, you can't have it, but if you want it but don't need it and you watch for opportunities, you just might get it.
— Tue Apr 13 2010 16:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2939: | The less someone has, the more jealous he is of guarding it, down to the homeless guy who will kill you to protect his tin cans.
— Thu Apr 15 2010 15:22 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2940: | The American Dream: an utterly meaningless life populated by possessions, property and packaged experiences.
— Fri Apr 16 2010 15:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2941: | Sometimes, the key to a great product is profoundly not giving a shit. Then you can make detached decisions about what's in front of you.
— Fri Apr 16 2010 16:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2942: | Whenever anyone tempts you to "Be your own boss!" just remember what a jerk that guy can be.
— Fri Apr 16 2010 17:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2943: | When you're just waking up and you spy through half-open eyes that it's 5:97 am, you know something's wrong. It's just hard to fathom what.
— Sat Apr 17 2010 07:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2944: | Noticed Wal-Mart cashier failed to scan a $30 item before she put it in my bag but I kept my mouth shut. Is that wrong? http://bit.ly/bVrXUt
— Mon Apr 19 2010 01:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2945: | Saw "Groundhog Day" on the Weather Channel, apparently on the pretense it's a weather-related movie. Are there no boundaries anymore?
— Mon Apr 19 2010 10:25 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2946: | "You say you don't believe in ghosts? Maybe my unverifiable anecdote will convince you." @donni
— Mon Apr 19 2010 10:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2947: | There's a fine line between love and strangulation.
— Mon Apr 19 2010 12:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2948: | There's nothing as sad and tragic as a suburban life dedicated to recycling.
— Mon Apr 19 2010 21:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2949: | Cigarettes, alcohol, lottery tickets, caffeine, high fructose corn syrup -- all the essentials of life from your local convenience store.
— Wed Apr 21 2010 01:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2950: | Every man believes himself to be reasonable, fully justified in what he does. Only others are unreasonable.
— Wed Apr 21 2010 01:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2951: | [Duplicate tweet deleted.] — Wed Apr 21 2010 02:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2952: | Hey, here's a clever marketing idea: Take the prefix "eco" and slap it on your product. The suckers will buy it and pay twice as much!
— Thu Apr 22 2010 13:14 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2953: | What fools do with their money is they acquire stuff, and these things become the prison that entraps them for the rest of their lives.
— Fri Apr 23 2010 14:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2954: | You can always tell a novice air traveler, because when the flight attendant tells them to review the safety instruction card, they do!
— Sat Apr 24 2010 15:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2955: | Your Number One source for irrelevant and meaningless news is called "sports."
— Sat Apr 24 2010 16:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2956: | I've learned to stop being angry when Facebook "fixes" things that weren't broken, thereby breaking more things. You have to trust in God!
— Sun Apr 25 2010 11:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2957: | All you really need in life is the basic product that gets the job done. You don't need the add-ons and garnishes, which only make you fat.
— Mon Apr 26 2010 00:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2958: | In food, sex, travel, drugs or any other stimulation, you'll never get the same high again. The thrill always fades with repetition.
— Mon Apr 26 2010 00:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2959: | When you find something thrilling, the worst thing you can do is commit yourself to repeating it. The thrill goes, but the commitment stays.
— Mon Apr 26 2010 00:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2960: | What is a food court? Isn't that where foods are judged fairly based only on the evidence? Why, then, can't I find anything edible here?
— Mon Apr 26 2010 03:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2961: | The depressing thing about advertising is that no matter how stupid it is, there must be someone falling for it or it wouldn't exist.
— Mon Apr 26 2010 03:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2962: | The usual effect of wealth is to allow people to indulge their addictions without accepting the consequences.
— Mon Apr 26 2010 12:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2963: | "There's no reward without risk." Maybe so, but risk alone isn't enough. It has to be a smart risk not a stupid one.
— Mon Apr 26 2010 14:07 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2964: | Marketing is the art of lying in such a way that you can't be prosecuted.
— Mon Apr 26 2010 14:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2965: | "He who buys what he does not need steals from himself." @frugalhero
— Mon Apr 26 2010 18:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2966: | My photo albums from Ghost Towns and Abandoned Places: http://bit.ly/blT91g
— Mon Apr 26 2010 23:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2967: | Living on next to nothing is easy. The problem is living with all the obligations you accumulated when you thought you had more.
— Tue Apr 27 2010 11:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2968: | Love those handicapped toilet stalls! Spread out, set a spell, use the WiFi! Unless you see a cane or wheelchair, the place is yours!
— Tue Apr 27 2010 11:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2969: | On my bucket list: Own a horse. Never ride it.
— Wed Apr 28 2010 00:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2970: | On my bucket list: Die, then be resurrected 3 days later, only to discover people have totally misinterpreted everything I've said and done.
— Wed Apr 28 2010 00:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2971: | On my bucket list: Listen to an entire country song from start to finish and take its advice to heart.
— Wed Apr 28 2010 19:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2972: | On my bucket list: Purchase and consume at least two pickled pigs feet from a big jar in a convenience store in some southern state.
— Wed Apr 28 2010 19:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2973: | On my bucket list: Put my entire life savings into an unregulated investment that a psychic assures me "can't lose."
— Wed Apr 28 2010 21:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2974: | On my bucket list: Claim in a mass email that I'm a Nigerian banker with a huge sum to dispense if only I can have your bank account number.
— Wed Apr 28 2010 21:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2975: | On my bucket list: Assure my romantic partner that one little baby won't be any problem at all.
— Wed Apr 28 2010 21:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2976: | The dog's position is not to question but to obey his current master. It's a simple life based on faith, but where do the masters come from?
— Thu Apr 29 2010 18:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2977: | Imagine! A "technology corridor" right here in West Virginia! Who'd a thunk it!
— Fri Apr 30 2010 04:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2978: | Someone needs to explain this to me: what love is and how you know when you're in or out of it.
— Fri Apr 30 2010 12:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2979: | I can be a defiant punctuator, like putting my period after the quotes in a sentence ending with a "quoted phrase". Some call me a rebel.
— Fri Apr 30 2010 14:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2980: | That someone can play an instrument does not imply they know anything about music. It only means they can follow someones else's notes.
— Fri Apr 30 2010 23:07 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2981: | Youth is a blissful state of having a high-limit credit card and no down payment required.
— Sat May 01 2010 10:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2982: | And I would have gotten away with it, too, if not for those damned meddling kids!
— Sat May 01 2010 13:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2983: | Forget Mars and Venus. You just married a jerk.
— Sun May 02 2010 11:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2984: | New photo album: My youth hostel in Mexico city. http://bit.ly/aEJC3w - $18/night including 2 meals a day and free WiFi.
— Mon May 03 2010 07:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2985: | New Photo Album: The Pyramids of Teotihaucan, Mexico City. http://bit.ly/aVJdeG
— Mon May 03 2010 10:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2986: | The most destructive effect of marriage is the necessity to mute your own growth to match that of your jealous and less talented partner.
— Wed May 05 2010 08:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2987: | The function of advertising is to sell you a social fantasy where use of the product seems perfectly logical.
— Wed May 05 2010 09:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2988: | RT @nytimes Moral Life of Babies http://nyti.ms/91iID8
— Wed May 05 2010 13:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2989: | @UrbanGhosts Here's some urban decay you may like: http://roamingphotos.com/a?garychurch - Abandoned cathedral in Gary, Indiana.
— Wed May 05 2010 13:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2990: | Trying to explain to my 80-year-old mother how we handled recycling when I was a kid: We just threw the damn thing out!
— Wed May 05 2010 14:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2991: | When girls are touched by boys, they get cooties. Also pregnant.
— Wed May 05 2010 15:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2992: | New photo album from Mexico City: the Zocalo. http://bit.ly/aLImaX - A rally in Mexico's national square.
— Thu May 06 2010 00:08 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2993: | The most common and pernicious form of censorship is practiced by the individual against himself to protect his own investments.
— Thu May 06 2010 10:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2994: | The "simple life" isn't really simple if it involves a ton of obligations, like mowing the hay, cleaning the barn and feeding the animals.
— Fri May 07 2010 01:54 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2995: | Photography Rule #1: If you could have got the photo off the internet, then it isn't worth taking yourself.
— Fri May 07 2010 04:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2996: | If you sext my imaginary girlfriend, I'll beat your virtual ass!
— Fri May 07 2010 19:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2997: | The greatest enemy of the individual is his own ego.
— Sat May 08 2010 09:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2998: | My favorite word: "Organic" — something that flows naturally from the unique circumstances and resources that happen to be available to you.
— Sat May 08 2010 13:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2999: | A "jerk" is not merely an idiot but a vain and humorless idiot who blames others for his own defects.
— Sat May 08 2010 16:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3000: | On my bucket list: Do some serious shopping at Bed, Bath & Beyond.
— Sat May 08 2010 22:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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