| #3301: | "Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." — Antoine de Saint-Exupery
— Thu Jul 08 2010 23:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3302: | The fact that something is true is not reason enough to speak it. You must also consider the impact of that truth and the cost of saying it.
— Fri Jul 09 2010 01:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3303: | World's most powerful metaphor: Do you take the red pill and see things as they really are or the blue pill and go back to your delusion?
— Fri Jul 09 2010 05:22 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3304: | There ain't no problem in the world that can't be solved with unbreakable daily habits and a complete lack of curiosity.
— Fri Jul 09 2010 09:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3305: | "When did parents start telling their children they can be anything they want to be? That's like the Santa lie without the presents."@KayM77
— Fri Jul 09 2010 10:14 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3306: | "I've decided what to have for dinner, but the camera crew hasn't arrived yet." @KayM77 - i.e. Some people need witnesses to feel alive.
— Fri Jul 09 2010 10:33 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3307: | Which is worse: body odor or an overpowering scent that says, "I am wearing deodorant"?
— Fri Jul 09 2010 10:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3308: | The hidden cost of intervening in the problems of others is that you are responsible for the unintended effects of that intervention.
— Fri Jul 09 2010 10:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3309: | The essence of wisdom is knowing what you don't know.
— Fri Jul 09 2010 20:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3310: | Free yourself of the addiction of possessions. Own only what you use every week. Rent the rest only when you need it.
— Sat Jul 10 2010 12:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3311: | "Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation." — Oscar Wilde
— Sat Jul 10 2010 23:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3312: | The disintegration of your thought processes tells you when it's time to sleep.
— Sun Jul 11 2010 01:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3313: | The elderly have embraced the internet. Makes it easier to do crosswords, collect memories and gripe how the neighborhood has changed.
— Sun Jul 11 2010 10:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3314: | When are you going to cash in your Karma Credits? Time is running out!
— Sun Jul 11 2010 12:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3315: | "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." - George Bernard Shaw via @tweetsayings
— Sun Jul 11 2010 12:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3316: | Tonight (7/11), I'm on SyFy Channel: "Secret Government Warehouses" at 9pm (8pm Central) http://bit.ly/9danHo - My usual Area 51 shtick.
— Sun Jul 11 2010 15:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3317: | My video: "Message from a Tribal Elder in New Mexico" http://youtu.be/zGx0B01yfgs - Please gamble responsibly.
— Sun Jul 11 2010 17:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3318: | Two handy sites for planning rail trips in Europe: http://www.raileurope.co.uk and http://www.bahn.com/i/view/USA/en/
— Sun Jul 11 2010 21:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3319: | I'm watching the SyFy special right now, ROFL! Why won't the New York State Park system come clean?!
— Mon Jul 12 2010 01:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3320: | For the record, I haven't done much "research" in a long time, but here's me and Lester Holt in last night's SyFy show. http://bit.ly/9B88H3
— Mon Jul 12 2010 03:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3321: | According to sources, there are UNDERGROUND TUNNELS under the streets of New York City! Could this be where the government keeps the aliens?
— Mon Jul 12 2010 03:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3322: | Shocking Revelations! See me in last night's SyFy special here: http://stagevu.com/video/pdlxzbonuerm (I'm in the 2nd hour, re Area 51)
— Mon Jul 12 2010 23:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3323: | garage sale — n. a method of redistributing useless stuff to other people who won't use it.
— Tue Jul 13 2010 11:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3324: | @ChicagoTribune Now Following.
— Tue Jul 13 2010 16:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3325: | Early adopters = early suckers — i.e. the people who beta test the product for the rest of us, who get the better model a year later.
— Tue Jul 13 2010 17:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3326: | If God hadn't given us religion, man would have made it up. Lucky we got God's version. Now, God, which religion is the best. Ours, right?
— Tue Jul 13 2010 18:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3327: | I'm sitting on Bill Clinton's front porch in Hope, Arkansas. Photo: http://bit.ly/9etzQ7 - Album of Clinton museums: http://bit.ly/8GYq1h
— Tue Jul 13 2010 20:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3328: | Humans are creatures of habit. True initiative — stepping out of one's normal pattern without being forced — is exceedingly rare.
— Tue Jul 13 2010 21:02 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3329: | "I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing one can be sure of changing is oneself." — Aldous Huxley @tweetsayings
— Tue Jul 13 2010 21:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3330: | "Why, yes, let's PRAY to stop human suffering. That way we don't actually have to DO anything about anything." @rejecter
— Tue Jul 13 2010 21:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3331: | @TheBosha The ET's and I have reached a detente: I don't bother them and they don't bother me.
— Tue Jul 13 2010 22:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3332: | Trying to be funny is a sad business. Better to be meaningful and let funny happen as it may.
— Tue Jul 13 2010 22:33 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3333: | Attention inventors, artists, dreamers: An idea is useless without means to execute it. True creativity is building with the tools you have.
— Tue Jul 13 2010 23:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3334: | Money is valuable only when you lack it, becoming worthless when you have an excess. The same is not true of time, which is never in excess.
— Tue Jul 13 2010 23:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3335: | The biggest mistake people make is treating time as a renewable resource, when in fact it's rapidly running out.
— Tue Jul 13 2010 23:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3336: | The seed of oppression is implanted in the nature of man. - (correcting Tacitus)
— Tue Jul 13 2010 23:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3337: | What is familiar is more likely to guide human actions than what is safe, wise or less painful.
— Tue Jul 13 2010 23:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3338: | Tenets of creativity: (a) remain uncommitted (b) work with what you have (c) take the initiative, and (d) decide for yourself.
— Wed Jul 14 2010 00:01 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3339: | Memphis: What's cool about Graceland is the graffiti that covers the outside walls: 100,000 messages from fans. (Closed now. Can't go in.)
— Wed Jul 14 2010 01:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3340: | Elvis: He could sing a song. He seemed to have sex appeal. Did he have any talent otherwise? A religious figure mainly. Our Fatima.
— Wed Jul 14 2010 01:55 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3341: | Elvis, we love you! You were a pathetic wretch when alive, but now that you're dead, you're our god! (Best career move he ever made.)
— Wed Jul 14 2010 02:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3342: | The only solution to world hunger and disease is birth control. If you try to solve these problems without it you only make matters worse.
— Wed Jul 14 2010 03:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3343: | If you avoid all risk you'll have perfect safety — and no life worth protecting.
— Wed Jul 14 2010 03:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3344: | Participating in a contest is based on the blind religious faith that the goal is worthwhile and the judges know what they're doing.
— Wed Jul 14 2010 09:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3345: | Most people live in a blue-pill world, accepting the delusion as presented to them without investigating its flaws.
— Wed Jul 14 2010 09:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3346: | A solid theory drives all great enterprises, from a book or movie to the founding of a nation.
— Wed Jul 14 2010 09:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3347: | An ant decides whether he likes a country based on the first breadcrumb he encounters there.
— Wed Jul 14 2010 10:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3348: | If you sleep on a cushy bed, your body will get used to it, until only one tiny pea will disturb your sleep.
— Wed Jul 14 2010 10:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3349: | However you regard death, your ability to operate machinery is going to be greatly hindered.
— Wed Jul 14 2010 10:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3350: | Generally speaking, people deal with their own impending death by denying it.
— Wed Jul 14 2010 10:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3351: | When you die, you will lose control of your own P.R. Your delusions about yourself will be torn down and replaced by other people's.
— Wed Jul 14 2010 10:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3352: | Established citizens, with homes, marriages, families and careers, live in fragile emotional worlds you must tiptoe around in when visiting.
— Wed Jul 14 2010 11:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3353: | My, what an adorable little baby! (Translation: Do you have any idea what you've got yourself into?)
— Wed Jul 14 2010 12:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3354: | You primary defense against abusive power is your ability to hold your tongue.
— Wed Jul 14 2010 12:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3355: | That the cause is noble is not enough justification for doing something. It also has to be the best use of your limited time.
— Wed Jul 14 2010 14:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3356: | The preferred "solution" to problems in our society is whatever drug, gadget or service someone can advertise and make money from.
— Wed Jul 14 2010 14:54 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3357: | "Recreational rioting" in Belfast. http://huff.to/cVKHTy AP via @HuffingtonPost
— Wed Jul 14 2010 19:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3358: | "Adulthood is right around the coroner." @Just_Alison - Yup, just as you start to figure things out, life starts trying to kill you.
— Wed Jul 14 2010 19:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3359: | New photo album: "The Walls of Graceland" http://bit.ly/9q82QJ - Memphis, TN.... Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!
— Wed Jul 14 2010 20:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3360: | I'll wager that most of the graffiti on the walls of Graceland was written by people who weren't alive when Elvis was.
— Wed Jul 14 2010 21:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3361: | Failed romances are one of life's great classrooms. You learn how people really work and how fantasy differs from fact.
— Thu Jul 15 2010 18:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3362: | Pittsburgh, PA: Home of America's most confusing roads, twisting and turning through hills and ravines. Definitely need GPS!
— Thu Jul 15 2010 19:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3363: | Unfollow Quotient = (# of good tweets รท # of annoying ones ) x maximum insight of the best ones. Too low? Gotta go!
— Fri Jul 16 2010 02:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3364: | Miracle time saver: Pee three times a day instead of ten. This efficiency can be yours if you QUIT CAFFEINE!
— Fri Jul 16 2010 02:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3365: | The world's most arrogant position is, "My religion is right for you."
— Fri Jul 16 2010 08:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3366: | Buy an RV! — The lure of the open road! (for those who can't experience the open road without taking all their crap with them)
— Fri Jul 16 2010 09:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3367: | Pro Tip (travel): Disposable clothing! Buy it at Wal-Mart, chuck it when dirty. End the tyranny of laundry/wardrobe infrastructure!
— Fri Jul 16 2010 16:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3368: | Fort Erie, Ontario: Crossed into Canada on toll bridge: $3 USD/CDN. Handed toll taker a five. She looked at it funny. They don't take Euros!
— Fri Jul 16 2010 17:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3369: | Zanesville, Ohio: Thanks for the offer, but I think I'll pass on the "Dark Feast with Mega Jug." Photo: http://bit.ly/biYFHK
— Fri Jul 16 2010 18:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3370: | If you think you're doomed at romance because you're an idiot, don't despair. Somewhere out there is the perfect idiot just for you!
— Fri Jul 16 2010 22:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3371: | Mel, Lindsay, Tiger — folks who had it all and blew it. Maybe "it all" isn't all it's cracked up to be.
— Sat Jul 17 2010 11:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3372: | Athens, Greece: New photos: Athens shopping. http://bit.ly/bgctrj
— Sat Jul 17 2010 11:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3373: | Our best position is not to provide other people with solutions, only boundaries. Only they can figure out the solutions.
— Sat Jul 17 2010 11:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3374: | My best animal photos: http://bit.ly/a5Qgkz
— Sat Jul 17 2010 12:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3375: | The hardest thing about moving ahead with your life isn't finding a new path but leaving the old one.
— Sat Jul 17 2010 13:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3376: | Inception: Think I just wasted 2-1/2 hours. The dream worlds were too normal. Too many explosions. Too bad Tim Burton didn't make it.
— Sat Jul 17 2010 18:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3377: | Your best security is being connected to your environment, not locking yourself off from it
— Sat Jul 17 2010 18:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3378: | "Paranormal Activity" changed my life. ANYONE can make a compelling video with ANY equipment. All you need is a great idea.
— Sun Jul 18 2010 10:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3379: | The lesson of the Ruby Slippers is that you had the power to save yourself all along. You never needed Oz or anyone else.
— Sun Jul 18 2010 11:27 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3380: | There are some places you want to go that Google Maps can't help you with. http://bit.ly/b1PfBJ
— Sun Jul 18 2010 12:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3381: | To set the record straight, I haven't done any meaningful research into Area 51 in 10+ years. I shut down that wing of the museum with Y2K.
— Mon Jul 19 2010 02:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3382: | The law is a blunt instrument, like a sledgehammer not a scalpel. It changes things, but there's always collateral damage.
— Mon Jul 19 2010 07:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3383: | Lawmaking is a neverending arms race against the pernicious effects of previous laws.
— Mon Jul 19 2010 07:23 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3384: | The law doesn't really solve problems, merely redistributes them. Only human judgment, rooted in the moment, can solve problems.
— Mon Jul 19 2010 07:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3385: | Criminal law, like a slaughterhouse, eventually poisons the souls of everyone working there.
— Mon Jul 19 2010 07:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3386: | There's no great song that can't be murdered by Muzak.
— Mon Jul 19 2010 07:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3387: | If you're going to kill someone, be sure to leave a complete record via texts, Facebook, Twitter: http://huff.to/aUWz6N via @HuffingtonPost
— Mon Jul 19 2010 08:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3388: | Let fear be your guide — to what you should study and understand.
— Mon Jul 19 2010 11:07 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3389: | Sorry suckers! Your First Class seat can't beat my three-seats-across in Coach. I'm _sleeping_ across the Atlantic!
— Tue Jul 20 2010 00:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3390: | It is better to have a few good friends who understand you than a million delusional fans who don't.
— Tue Jul 20 2010 13:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3391: | When choosing between a cheap & effective solution and an expensive & inferior one, most take the latter because "You get what you pay for."
— Tue Jul 20 2010 13:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3392: | Today's photos from Venice: http://bit.ly/d2nnG8
— Tue Jul 20 2010 23:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3393: | Video: The Pigeons of St. Marks Square, Venice: http://youtu.be/Zat66v7CHDE - Wall-to-wall pigeons... feeding on humans! Yesterday.
— Wed Jul 21 2010 09:14 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3394: | The secret of good health: Wallow in dirt! Expose yourself to germs. Don't try to live in a bubble. That's how you build your immune system!
— Thu Jul 22 2010 08:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3395: | In Ljubljana, Slovenia! Bet you can't even pronounce it, let alone know where it is. Staying @ one of the best hostels! http://bit.ly/cVIBy9
— Thu Jul 22 2010 20:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3396: | tourist tax — n. the extra money you usually pay when you first arrive in a new place because you don't know ropes.
— Thu Jul 22 2010 20:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3397: | Adolf Hitler or Sir Walter Raleigh — in the long run, who killed more people?
— Thu Jul 22 2010 20:55 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3398: | Video my first FOAM PARTY, Venice, Italy. http://youtu.be/MoBtaQ6h-AQ
— Fri Jul 23 2010 07:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3399: | New video from St. Marks Square. Not so many pigeons this time. Just mingling with the tourists. http://youtu.be/zlX6aj3zj6s
— Fri Jul 23 2010 19:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3400: | When overseas, beware of thieves. More likely, though, is your bank detecting "unusual activity" and cutting off your ATM or credit card.
— Fri Jul 23 2010 20:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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