| #46: | My current position on UFOs: A Thing You Don't Need. http://bit.ly/XWqSM |
| #69: | Here's an article on UFO's at Area 51 written by a much younger Glenn Campbell - 15 years ago! http://bit.ly/DEnQN |
| #83: | Astronomers and UFO researchers aren't very funny people. Instead of looking inward they're looking outward, where there is no comedy. |
| #91: | You can sleep in lighthouses in California http://bit.ly/UxY4p or Canada http://bit.ly/8xEjr or in a "UFO" in Ireland http://bit.ly/13jfsG |
| #101: | Here is a 30-minute audio interview I did over the weekend regarding Area 51. http://bit.ly/QDdNM - Lazar, Uhouse, UFO philosophy. |
| #167: | We are all aliens here. One morning we woke up on this strange planet, in a body we didn't choose, living with a really bizarre family. - #existentialism |
| #262: | Sleep paralysis is the nightly disabling of motor muscles to prevent injury while dreaming. AKA incubus, alien abduction. |
| #471: | Stopped again at the Little A'Le'Inn and had a World Famous Alien Burger. Just as I remembered: awful! Obviously, the aliens weren't fresh. |
| #617: | If UFOs exist, you got to give them credit for obeying the Prime Directive. That's the most you can ask of any alien race. |
| #618: | When aliens abduct hysterical women from their beds, they always bring them back - sadly. |
| #798: | There is nothing linking UFOs to Area 51 but a web of folklore. |
| #799: | People are asking the wrong question about UFOs: "Are they real?" The more important issue is: "Are they relevant?" I say no. |
| #800: | Whatever UFOs may be, they are not interfering in our planet in any big way, which is the most we can expect of any alien race. |
| #801: | Aliens did not create the problems of Planet Earth. We did! It is unreasonable to expect aliens to solve our problems for us. |
| #1107: | UFO evidence that seems clear at the beginning turns muddy upon closer examination. Damn humans keep getting in the way! |
| #1245: | If the NSA is bugging your phone and aliens are probing your mind, well, at least somebody cares! - #paranoia |
| #1551: | Solution to the UFO mystery: an advanced race of alien cats. With laser pointers. Trying to get even. |
| #1593: | The place that most impressed me in Australia was Coober Pedy, a town with many houses built underground. Totally alien and unexpected! |
| #1608: | In Roswell, New Mexico, the UFO clichés are out of this world! |
| #1724: | UFOs may be real, but they're not relevant. |
| #1735: | If alien life presents itself to us, we'll have to deal with it. Until then, searching for it is a poor use of our resources. |
| #1757: | Once we discover alien life and sit down to talk with them about the important things, we'll probably find they don't know shit either! |
| #1771: | First MTV lost its music. Then History Channel did UFOs. Now Cartoon Network has gone "real". http://bit.ly/7lFWm4 - Scooby Doo, Where R U? |
| #1809: | Mystery cocoons discovered at St. Louis shopping mall. Photo album of my investigation: http://bit.ly/5Yp41G - I conduct an "alien autopsy". |
| #1932: | Personal factoid: In all of 2009, I watched only two television shows all the way through, both silly UFO shows that I happened to be in. |
| #1937: | @jerodcbatte "Which shows were they?" - Almost identical Area 51 episodes on UFO Hunters and MysteryQuest. History Channel has gone to crap! |
| #1963: | UFO believers get all orgasmic when they say, "We are not alone!" They fail to answer the bigger question: "So what?" |
| #2215: | Are UFOs real? The more important question is, Are they relevant? I say No! http://bit.ly/XWqSM |
| #2279: | The aliens are playing with us, giving us tantilizing evidence but never enough and leaving us hanging in the end. Sort of like #Lost. |
| #2772: | The final answer to the mysteries of UFOs, Bigfoot, Atlantis, ghosts, the JFK assassination and Area 51 is "So what?" |
| #2777: | If the aliens finally came to rescue me I'd say, "No, thanks!" Maybe not the best planet but it's workable and I still have things to do. |
| #3262: | Among adult humans, curiosity is rare. They may notice an alien presence in their environment, but they won't change course to investigate. |
| #3321: | According to sources, there are UNDERGROUND TUNNELS under the streets of New York City! Could this be where the government keeps the aliens? |
| #3417: | The most important responsibility of gods and aliens is to not give people false hope. The locals have to work things out for themselves. |
| #3434: | @TheBosha I understand there are SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS throughout Pennsylvania. Is that where they're keeping the aliens? |
| #3557: | Photo: @TheBosha interviewed in an undisclosed location. Acknowledges tunnels could contain alien life. http://bit.ly/aeBb10 (Aug. 8) |