| #2328: | On my bucket list: Get really fat and use an electric scooter, park in handicap spaces and demand special attention for my "disability".
— Sat Feb 13 2010 14:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2457: | On my bucket list: Install a personal weather station behind my home and spend the rest of my life meticulously collecting readings from it.
— Sun Feb 21 2010 13:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2458: | On my bucket list: Become a drag queen and own a nightclub where other drag queens hang out and take advantage of me horribly.
— Sun Feb 21 2010 13:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2459: | On my bucket list: Start and maintain a stamp collection, because that's much more interesting than visiting actual countries.
— Sun Feb 21 2010 13:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2460: | On my bucket list: Spend five years building an airplane in my basement then try to figure out how to get it out.
— Sun Feb 21 2010 13:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2461: | On my bucket list: Become a personal injury lawyer and portray myself on billboards and TV ads as a 30-foot giant protecting the little guy.
— Sun Feb 21 2010 14:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2462: | On my bucket list: Buy an expensive RV, make one trip across the country then store it in my backyard for the next 10 years.
— Sun Feb 21 2010 15:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2505: | On my bucket list: Get a tattoo to express my undying love for my girlfriend only to have her leave me two weeks later.
— Wed Feb 24 2010 23:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2536: | On my bucket list: Move to L.A. to pursue my dream of acting. Land a role as "Beamer" on a TV sitcom. Become typecast and never work again.
— Fri Feb 26 2010 12:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2618: | On my bucket list: Spend 10 years in prison for a crime I did commit but thought I wouldn't get caught for.
— Tue Mar 02 2010 16:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2678: | On my bucket list: Custom-build an expensive vacation home in a prime scenic area then never go there.
— Sun Mar 07 2010 22:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2757: | On my bucket list: Violate a restraining order.
— Sat Mar 13 2010 04:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2758: | On my bucket list: Adopt an adorable little puppy that turns into big uncontrollable dog that cripples my life for 10 years.
— Sat Mar 13 2010 04:55 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2866: | On my bucket list: Have every twist and turn of my love life chronicled on the covers of supermarket tabloids.
— Sun Mar 28 2010 16:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2867: | I've been a lot of places, but I still have a "bucket list" of things to do before I die. http://bit.ly/9fZDfm - My dreams are modest.
— Sun Mar 28 2010 17:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2969: | On my bucket list: Own a horse. Never ride it.
— Wed Apr 28 2010 00:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2970: | On my bucket list: Die, then be resurrected 3 days later, only to discover people have totally misinterpreted everything I've said and done.
— Wed Apr 28 2010 00:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2971: | On my bucket list: Listen to an entire country song from start to finish and take its advice to heart.
— Wed Apr 28 2010 19:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2972: | On my bucket list: Purchase and consume at least two pickled pigs feet from a big jar in a convenience store in some southern state.
— Wed Apr 28 2010 19:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2973: | On my bucket list: Put my entire life savings into an unregulated investment that a psychic assures me "can't lose."
— Wed Apr 28 2010 21:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2974: | On my bucket list: Claim in a mass email that I'm a Nigerian banker with a huge sum to dispense if only I can have your bank account number.
— Wed Apr 28 2010 21:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2975: | On my bucket list: Assure my romantic partner that one little baby won't be any problem at all.
— Wed Apr 28 2010 21:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3000: | On my bucket list: Do some serious shopping at Bed, Bath & Beyond.
— Sat May 08 2010 22:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3011: | On my bucket list: Buy the box set of "America's Funniest Home Videos" and watch every single episode since the series began.
— Tue May 11 2010 21:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3012: | On my bucket list: Learn how to tell the difference between various forms of liquor.
— Tue May 11 2010 21:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3013: | On my bucket list: Master the art of sexual innuendo.
— Tue May 11 2010 21:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3014: | On my bucket list: Be forced to take a paternity test.
— Tue May 11 2010 21:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3015: | On my bucket list: Seriously injure myself doing something foolhardy and dangerous while drinking beer.
— Tue May 11 2010 21:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3025: | On my bucket list: Drink so much alcohol that I vomit or pass out.
— Sun May 16 2010 03:12 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3100: | On my bucket list: Make a fortune catering to people's basest instincts.
— Thu Jun 03 2010 23:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3206: | On my bucket list: Become the world's foremost expert on the behavior and life cycle of the prairie vole.
— Sat Jun 19 2010 20:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3207: | On my bucket list: Earn a PhD in astrophysics.
— Sat Jun 19 2010 20:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3239: | On my bucket list: Become immortalized as the icon image of a fast food restaurant chain (like Col. Sanders or Wendy).
— Sat Jun 26 2010 19:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3283: | On my bucket list: Write a catchy but meaningless slogan for a major advertising campaign selling a product no one really needs.
— Fri Jul 02 2010 05:27 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3286: | On my bucket list: Become a Russian spy and infiltrate American society, becoming known as a femme fatale with my sexy Facebook photos.
— Sat Jul 03 2010 02:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3299: | On my bucket list: Become a Manhattan chocolatier, assembling exquisite handcrafted bonbons for my well-to-do Park Avenue clientele.
— Thu Jul 08 2010 15:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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