#2328: | On my bucket list: Get really fat and use an electric scooter, park in handicap spaces and demand special attention for my "disability". |
#2457: | On my bucket list: Install a personal weather station behind my home and spend the rest of my life meticulously collecting readings from it. |
#2458: | On my bucket list: Become a drag queen and own a nightclub where other drag queens hang out and take advantage of me horribly. |
#2459: | On my bucket list: Start and maintain a stamp collection, because that's much more interesting than visiting actual countries. |
#2460: | On my bucket list: Spend five years building an airplane in my basement then try to figure out how to get it out. |
#2461: | On my bucket list: Become a personal injury lawyer and portray myself on billboards and TV ads as a 30-foot giant protecting the little guy. |
#2462: | On my bucket list: Buy an expensive RV, make one trip across the country then store it in my backyard for the next 10 years. |
#2505: | On my bucket list: Get a tattoo to express my undying love for my girlfriend only to have her leave me two weeks later. |
#2536: | On my bucket list: Move to L.A. to pursue my dream of acting. Land a role as "Beamer" on a TV sitcom. Become typecast and never work again. |
#2618: | On my bucket list: Spend 10 years in prison for a crime I did commit but thought I wouldn't get caught for. |
#2678: | On my bucket list: Custom-build an expensive vacation home in a prime scenic area then never go there. |
#2757: | On my bucket list: Violate a restraining order. |
#2758: | On my bucket list: Adopt an adorable little puppy that turns into big uncontrollable dog that cripples my life for 10 years. |
#2866: | On my bucket list: Have every twist and turn of my love life chronicled on the covers of supermarket tabloids. |
#2867: | I've been a lot of places, but I still have a "bucket list" of things to do before I die. http://bit.ly/9fZDfm - My dreams are modest. |
#2969: | On my bucket list: Own a horse. Never ride it. |
#2970: | On my bucket list: Die, then be resurrected 3 days later, only to discover people have totally misinterpreted everything I've said and done. |
#2971: | On my bucket list: Listen to an entire country song from start to finish and take its advice to heart. |
#2972: | On my bucket list: Purchase and consume at least two pickled pigs feet from a big jar in a convenience store in some southern state. |
#2973: | On my bucket list: Put my entire life savings into an unregulated investment that a psychic assures me "can't lose." |
#2974: | On my bucket list: Claim in a mass email that I'm a Nigerian banker with a huge sum to dispense if only I can have your bank account number. |
#2975: | On my bucket list: Assure my romantic partner that one little baby won't be any problem at all. |
#3000: | On my bucket list: Do some serious shopping at Bed, Bath & Beyond. |
#3011: | On my bucket list: Buy the box set of "America's Funniest Home Videos" and watch every single episode since the series began. |
#3012: | On my bucket list: Learn how to tell the difference between various forms of liquor. |
#3013: | On my bucket list: Master the art of sexual innuendo. |
#3014: | On my bucket list: Be forced to take a paternity test. |
#3015: | On my bucket list: Seriously injure myself doing something foolhardy and dangerous while drinking beer. |
#3025: | On my bucket list: Drink so much alcohol that I vomit or pass out. |
#3100: | On my bucket list: Make a fortune catering to people's basest instincts. |
#3206: | On my bucket list: Become the world's foremost expert on the behavior and life cycle of the prairie vole. |
#3207: | On my bucket list: Earn a PhD in astrophysics. |
#3239: | On my bucket list: Become immortalized as the icon image of a fast food restaurant chain (like Col. Sanders or Wendy). |
#3283: | On my bucket list: Write a catchy but meaningless slogan for a major advertising campaign selling a product no one really needs. |
#3286: | On my bucket list: Become a Russian spy and infiltrate American society, becoming known as a femme fatale with my sexy Facebook photos. |
#3299: | On my bucket list: Become a Manhattan chocolatier, assembling exquisite handcrafted bonbons for my well-to-do Park Avenue clientele. |
#3600: | On my bucket list: Join a Christian mega-church so my spiritual needs can be fulfilled with the greatest efficiency possible. |
#3642: | On my bucket list: Learn to respect the opinions of others, no matter how idiotic. |
#3708: | On my bucket list: Become a writer of Hallmark greeting cards, voicing awkward sentiments for those who can't do it themselves. |
#3723: | On my bucket list: Have so many fans and followers that I can afford to abuse them horribly. |
#3758: | On my bucket list: Visit the Rutherford B. Hayes Presidential Library to learn about the life and times of this memorable leader. |
#3795: | On my bucket list: Become the subject of an article in the Lifestyle section of the Minot Daily News. |