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76 search results found for "death|die|dying -diet".

#27:CORRECTING THE RECORD: Mama Cass Elliot did NOT choke to death on a chicken bone in London in 1974. Cause of death was heart failure.
— Fri Apr 24 2009 13:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#51:Millions dead or dying! Body count rises as 250,000 a month succomb in U.S. alone! http://bit.ly/195a2x (The Onion archive)
— Tue Apr 28 2009 14:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#95:Hunter S Thompson and Ernest Hemingway both died from "a single self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head." Is there anyone who died of two?
- (Retweeeted on 2/13/10) — Mon May 04 2009 08:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#96:Los Angeles can't fire incompetent teachers. LA Times 5/3: http://bit.ly/weaAr - That's government: Live by the rules, die by the rules.
— Mon May 04 2009 09:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#108:Is there life after death? Irrelevant. That's another universe. You have to live this life for what it is.
- #existentialism — Tue May 05 2009 15:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#110:People invent a life after death to try to get themselves off the hook for their current one.
— Tue May 05 2009 15:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#113:No one dies of TWO self-inflicted gunshot wounds to the head, right? (My tweet 5/4) Gary Webb did! http://bit.ly/TttLn (thx @zcopley)
— Tue May 05 2009 21:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#151:For all the rock climbers, sky divers, extreme skiers and hang glider pilots who tragically died doing the sport they loved: DUH!
- #danger #risk — Fri May 08 2009 16:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#195:It's really disturbing to walk through a field in Germany and feel the crunch, crunch, crunch of snails under your feet. All the death!
— Thu May 14 2009 05:30 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#238:Camping a field near the Okefenokee Swamp in Georgia. Only a thin layer of fabric saves me from sci-fi death by insects. (Kingsland)
— Sun May 17 2009 02:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#327:"Once you accept your own death, all of a sudden you're free to live." - Saul Alinsky. More quotes from him: http://bit.ly/eYjZ0
— Fri May 22 2009 14:01 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#459:Even superheroes have to do their laundry. Yes, people are going to die, but you can't be flying around in a soiled supersuit.
— Mon Jun 01 2009 03:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#532:Just as you start getting good at life, it's time to think about dying.
- #existentialism — Sat Jun 06 2009 06:25 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#577:Death is inevitable, but "old" is a choice.
— Tue Jun 09 2009 19:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#775:On every planet in the universe there are mathematical constants like Pi and existential ones like freedom, death and regret.
— Sun Jun 21 2009 23:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#815:You have two options in life: grow or die.
— Sat Jun 27 2009 12:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#918:Do you take this man/woman as your lawfully wedded spouse, to clean up after, to make excuses for, to protect from reality, 'til death...?
— Sun Jul 12 2009 10:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#953:Most people spend most of their lives positioning themselves for a life that never happens. Then they die.
- #existentialism — Sat Jul 18 2009 23:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#954:People can spend a lifetime building a shrine to themselves. Then they die and it's sold for scrap.
— Sun Jul 19 2009 02:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1059:The right of privacy does not extend after death.
— Tue Aug 04 2009 01:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1060:You may be able to control your public image while alive, but when you die the mask will fall and you'll be seen for who you really were.
— Tue Aug 04 2009 01:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1076:All German tourists feel they must visit Death Valley -- in the summer! Some of them die, but Germany keeps making more.
— Wed Aug 05 2009 20:01 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1087:The "health care crisis" is ultimately unsolvable because when someone is dying there is no limit to the amount that can be spent on them.
— Sat Aug 08 2009 02:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1234:Now I've learned from CNN that I'm not hydrated properly because I don't have the appropriate hydration equipment. I'm gonna die!
— Wed Aug 19 2009 13:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1260:Comfort often means the death of creativity because you lose the incentive to push your limits.
— Sun Aug 23 2009 15:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1321:It's a tragedy that we all have to die, but you still have a little time left, so you need to get cracking!
— Thu Aug 27 2009 08:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1449:I bet more people have died driving to the store for hand sanitizer than have died directly from the dreaded swine flu.
— Tue Sep 22 2009 04:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1451:Advice from the car I'm driving: "WARNING: Death or serious injury can occur." An omnipresent threat but thanks for reminding me.
— Tue Sep 22 2009 12:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1495:The convicted murderer died in his sleep before he could be executed, robbing society of the satisfaction of killing him.
— Thu Oct 01 2009 13:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1541:LA Times: "Flawed county system lets children die invisibly" http://bit.ly/2uefW4 - Gives a good picture of child welfare.
— Sun Oct 11 2009 13:25 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1602:Survival of the fittest: If Wal-Mart opens next to a K-Mart, K-Mart will die. It survives only in protected niches Wal-Mart can't get into.
— Thu Oct 29 2009 16:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1668:Want the best deal in prison? Opt for Death Row! LA Times: http://bit.ly/1W73Ex
— Thu Nov 12 2009 14:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1669:What will happen to your Facebook etc after you die? NY Times: http://bit.ly/3FSzbe "Virtual Estates Lead to Real-World Headaches"
— Thu Nov 12 2009 14:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1684:New Photo Album: "Student Protest at San Diego State University" http://bit.ly/XoCL6 - F*ck the Budget Cuts!
— Tue Nov 17 2009 03:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1721:An inmate on Nevada's Death Row has hung himself in his cell. That's against the law!
— Wed Nov 25 2009 22:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1725:Michael Jackson's death was a hoax! He is being held in the same hangar where they faked the moonwalks. (Ironic, eh?)
— Fri Nov 27 2009 00:55 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1846:You killed that tree! You didn't do it personally, but it died for you. Is that the kind of Christmas you practice -- a Christmas of DEATH?!
— Wed Dec 16 2009 00:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1858:Nothing gets you thinking clearly like the threat of impending death.
— Thu Dec 17 2009 08:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1903:Once, medicine said to the dying: "There's nothing more we can do." Now it says: "There's always more we can do - but it will cost!"
— Sat Dec 26 2009 01:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1930:Winter north of the snowline is dangerous! Without massive protection, you'll die. Why do people do it?
— Wed Jan 06 2010 00:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2005:I am sickened by San Diego's support for the credit card industry. Signs everywhere say, "Go Chargers!"
— Fri Jan 15 2010 18:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2108:"Marriage is romantic story in which the hero dies in the first chapter!" @Abhiness
— Tue Jan 26 2010 14:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2338:Hunter S Thompson and Ernest Hemingway both died from "a single self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head." Is there anyone who died of two?
— Sun Feb 14 2010 01:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2351:Free will dies the moment you say "forever". From that point on, love is a contract, not a choice.
— Sun Feb 14 2010 19:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2357:There ought to be a formula for evaluating human and animal suffering. Human should be rated higher, and slow torture more than quick death.
— Sun Feb 14 2010 22:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2360:The only sure way to change someone's behavior is to let them experience the direct consequences of it. Alas, they may die in the process.
— Mon Feb 15 2010 00:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2391:What part of "You're going to die" don't you get?
— Tue Feb 16 2010 15:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2409:The essence of old age is saving old knick-knacks because no matter how close to death you may be you never know when you might need them.
— Wed Feb 17 2010 19:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2478:Pity the king and queen dying alone in their castle, subjects of all they possess, imprisoned by the same stone walls that protect them.
— Tue Feb 23 2010 19:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2528:Things haven't been the same at Wal-Mart™ since Sam died. It used to be about quality, not just screwing the little guy. (I mean, that too.)
— Thu Feb 25 2010 15:14 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2709:History will remember the great retail holocausts of the past two decades: the rise of Wal-Mart and Amazon and the death of Mom and Pop.
— Wed Mar 10 2010 15:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2778:The ultimate goal of Capitalism is to allow rich people to buy ridiculous things they don't need before they die like the rest of us.
— Sat Mar 13 2010 22:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2808:If you are a creative artist with a wide portfolio, one of your best career moves is to die. It has been the key to success for thousands!
— Tue Mar 16 2010 12:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2867:I've been a lot of places, but I still have a "bucket list" of things to do before I die. http://bit.ly/9fZDfm - My dreams are modest.
— Sun Mar 28 2010 17:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2895:That "Til Death Do You Part" shit is really scary! Shouldn't it be illegal on the grounds that no one can see that far ahead?
— Sat Apr 03 2010 01:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2921:Why are you wasting your time on that? You're dying, and there are more important things to do with the time you have left.
— Tue Apr 06 2010 10:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2970:On my bucket list: Die, then be resurrected 3 days later, only to discover people have totally misinterpreted everything I've said and done.
— Wed Apr 28 2010 00:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3200:Intelligent life anywhere in the universe will face similar conflicts: individual vs society, defending one's ego, dealing with death.
— Sat Jun 19 2010 15:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3234:The typical human, upon gaining relative wealth, constructs a temple to himself called a "home" in which he is entombed until death.
— Fri Jun 25 2010 23:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3246:Death is the final garage sale. If you can do most of that downsizing now, you might squeeze more life out of the time you have left.
— Sat Jun 26 2010 23:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3349:However you regard death, your ability to operate machinery is going to be greatly hindered.
— Wed Jul 14 2010 10:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3350:Generally speaking, people deal with their own impending death by denying it.
— Wed Jul 14 2010 10:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3351:When you die, you will lose control of your own P.R. Your delusions about yourself will be torn down and replaced by other people's.
— Wed Jul 14 2010 10:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3561:Dear @DeathStarPR: Have you considered rebranding? Your Life Star™ emits a Hope Ray™ to clear a path for new growth.
— Sat Aug 21 2010 00:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3610:Shakers and Mormons arose in the same era. Shakers believed in celibacy, Mormons in plural marriage. Shakers died out... I rest my case.
— Thu Aug 26 2010 18:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3618:Elvis died of a broken heart. He was famous only for mouthing other people's words, not his own. He was a washed up fake and he knew it.
— Fri Aug 27 2010 10:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3621:Photo: Death on Elvis' doorstep, Tupelo, Mississippi: http://j.mp/97jJK8 - Full album: http://j.mp/9q82QJ
— Fri Aug 27 2010 14:01 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3669:He died doing what he loved best — taking foolish risks.
— Mon Aug 30 2010 16:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3673:They died watching Jeopardy, when the excitement of the Daily Double was just too much.
— Tue Aug 31 2010 00:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3687:For migraine pain try Trepanation(tm). Lets the good stuff in, the bad stuff out, and when you die your skull can be used as a saltshaker.
— Wed Sep 01 2010 10:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3711:Interstate 24 - Kentucky's CORRIDOR OF DEATH for 'possums.
— Sat Sep 04 2010 20:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3724:You can't "choose life" without also choosing death and suffering.
— Mon Sep 06 2010 16:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3730:Marriage is like giving guns to teenagers. Who among us, in the heat of passion, can comprehend the implications of "Til Death Do You Part"?
— Tue Sep 07 2010 15:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3754:Every new law is a small death of freedom.
— Thu Sep 09 2010 20:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3815:Thousands of deaths reported across the country. Bodies piling up, too many to count. My windshield is a mess!
— Tue Sep 14 2010 20:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3822:RT @BadDalaiLama: However you regard death, your ability to operate machinery will be greatly hindered.
— Wed Sep 15 2010 17:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar

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