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#42:Quoting @rainnwilson : "Dear moths, get a life. Sincerely, the lights."
— Mon Apr 27 2009 10:27 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#44:@rainnwilson Slight correction: "Dear moths, get a life. Sincerely, the flame." (A Wilson/Campbell Production. All Rights Reserved)
— Mon Apr 27 2009 12:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#107:Is life real or a virtual reality video game? Doesn't matter. It's the only game there is, so you might as well play it.
— Tue May 05 2009 15:15 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#108:Is there life after death? Irrelevant. That's another universe. You have to live this life for what it is.
- #existentialism — Tue May 05 2009 15:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#109:The rules of life come from life itself, from what you see and experience. You don't need a god to tell you what works and what doesn't.
— Tue May 05 2009 15:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#110:People invent a life after death to try to get themselves off the hook for their current one.
— Tue May 05 2009 15:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#114:It seems 1% of the risks in life get 99% of the publicity. Mobilizing for these unlikely threats may distract us from the real ones.
— Tue May 05 2009 21:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#126:People who are trapped usually want you to join them. They need to promote their lifestyle and beliefs to justify what they've already done.
- #existentialism — Wed May 06 2009 18:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#158:You don't need an answer to everything to lead a satisfying life. You just soldier on based on what you do know.
- #existentialism — Sat May 09 2009 09:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#168:We all grew up in a protected environment, an artificial one, and the great trauma of life is discovering that the world works differently.
- #existentialism — Sun May 10 2009 08:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#170:Life is like a episode of "Lost". A lot of it doesn't make much sense, but you keep going anyway.
- #existentialism — Sun May 10 2009 08:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#187:Before you commit suicide, experiment with "trial suicide" first -- where you give up everything except your life.
- #existentialism — Tue May 12 2009 02:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#214:"Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself." (Via @linkibol)
- #existentialism — Fri May 15 2009 16:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#256:Some of the best solutions to life's problems are unpublicized, because they wouldn't work if everybody did them.
— Mon May 18 2009 16:01 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#269:Everyone has a philosophy of life. Even if they can't put it into words, it is guiding their actions.
- #existentialism — Wed May 20 2009 04:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#302:The philosophy of EXISTENTIALISM says the answers to life's questions come from life itself, not from any outside authority (God, etc.)
— Thu May 21 2009 20:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#303:Existentialism isn't an atheist philosophy but an agnostic one. We don't know what lies beyond this life. All we know is this one.
— Thu May 21 2009 20:07 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#304:Existentialism suggests that no one knows more than you do about what life is all about. All priests and gurus are just as lost as you are.
— Thu May 21 2009 20:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#305:Existentialism says everything you need to know about life is right in front of you. Life itself provides the data.
— Thu May 21 2009 20:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#306:To figure out how life works, you conduct experiments and try to deduce the underlying mechanisms. What works? What doesn't? You decide.
- #existentialism — Thu May 21 2009 20:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#308:You could argue the life is an illusion. Existentialism says, "So what?" It's the best illusion we have, so we have to respect it's rules.
— Thu May 21 2009 20:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#317:Under existentialism, there's no giving up. Fortune or misfortune, you soldier on, because life is all you've got, and you have to use it.
— Thu May 21 2009 20:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#318:So where did life come from? Did God make it? I don't know, but it's irrelevant. All that matters is what you do, what you choose.
- #existentialism — Thu May 21 2009 21:02 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#329:Engulfment is when you lose control of your own life in service to others. It feels like you're drowning.
- #existentialism — Fri May 22 2009 14:30 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#331:Life is inherently lonely. There will always be a limit to how much you can merge with others, so get used to it!
- #existentialism — Fri May 22 2009 14:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#365:Marriage, or any other "forever" commitment, assumes that you have your life all worked out in advance. It's an arrogant position.
— Sun May 24 2009 00:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#372:Life's most narcissistic act is to bring a new child into the world when so many already here are in desperate need.
— Sun May 24 2009 01:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#382:Back on a plane after two (2) hours of sleep in Reno. Ah, the gay life!
— Sun May 24 2009 12:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#438:The most valuable accessories of modern life are foam earplugs. I use mine everywhere! Find them cheap in the firearm section of Wal-Mart™.
— Sat May 30 2009 15:07 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#457:The only essentials in life are food, protection from weather, internet access and a medical plan. Everything else is negotiable.
— Sun May 31 2009 19:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#464:The best things in life are not promoted or advertised. You have to find them yourself.
— Mon Jun 01 2009 11:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#476:Pity those who are cursed with beauty. They have no incentive to develop an inner life.
— Wed Jun 03 2009 05:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#531:See my old essay: "Quality vs. Crap: The Enduring Struggle of Life" (Kilroy Cafe #35) http://bit.ly/1470Tk
— Sat Jun 06 2009 02:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#532:Just as you start getting good at life, it's time to think about dying.
- #existentialism — Sat Jun 06 2009 06:25 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#545:The rarest of all human abilities is to question ones own position in life.
— Sun Jun 07 2009 10:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#547:"Lifestyle exercise" is when you take advantage of whatever opportunities life gives you for physical activity.
— Sun Jun 07 2009 10:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#557:Human life does not thrive under law or commerce, only in the hidden places that law and commerce ignore.
— Mon Jun 08 2009 22:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#565:A healthy life can be lived only in the peripheral vision of the law, not under its direct gaze.
— Mon Jun 08 2009 23:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#567:Half of life is knowing the rules. The other half is knowing when to break them.
— Tue Jun 09 2009 02:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#607:In Country music, life is superficial: Love is good, breaking up bad, traditions wholesome, broken hearts tragic... BOR-ing!
— Thu Jun 11 2009 00:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#646:If you look too closely at show biz you'll see it's all fake. Real life, with all its warts, is far more entertaining.
— Fri Jun 12 2009 17:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#653:I looked around me and said, Is THIS what I want to be doing for the rest of my life?
— Sat Jun 13 2009 11:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#699:No one cries for the "poor little rich kids" but their adjustment to real life can be difficult and traumatic.
— Tue Jun 16 2009 11:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#727:High Definition only makes my hatred of television more refined. What a life waster!
— Fri Jun 19 2009 02:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#762:"Wealth is the ability to fully experience life." - Henry David Thoreau
- #existentialism — Sun Jun 21 2009 06:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#764:“The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it.” - Henry David Thoreau
- #existentialism — Sun Jun 21 2009 06:55 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#772:The usual penalty for mistakes in life is some form of imprisonment.
- #existentialism — Sun Jun 21 2009 22:25 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#778:Once you see what is really going on in the world around you, life becomes bittersweet. There is no simple happiness.
- #existentialism — Mon Jun 22 2009 05:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#815:You have two options in life: grow or die.
— Sat Jun 27 2009 12:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#817:A hot tub is symbolic of the things you don't need in life: a huge maintenance burden that doesn't give you the pleasure you think it will.
— Sat Jun 27 2009 13:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#828:Life is like riding a roller coaster backwards. You see a "trend" behind you but not the dips and turns that will mess it up.
- #existentialism — Mon Jun 29 2009 09:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#832:Suicide requires that you take life without humor or forgiveness. Lighten up, dude!
— Tue Jun 30 2009 07:33 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#861:Art without a function in real life is merely egotism.
— Sun Jul 05 2009 09:12 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#883:LA Times: Life inside the Irvine bubble http://bit.ly/4uB9vK - Low crime, but totally isolated from the real world.
— Tue Jul 07 2009 14:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#909:When you eliminate television, radio, newspapers, YouTube & MP3s from your life, you regain your brain and can begin to live.
— Sat Jul 11 2009 14:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#935:Success in life depends on knowing your role. You err when you get sucked into things you know you're not good at.
— Wed Jul 15 2009 10:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#948:Most of the battle of life is negotiating with yourself. When life doesn't give you what you expect, what will you give up?
- #existentialism — Sat Jul 18 2009 12:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#953:Most people spend most of their lives positioning themselves for a life that never happens. Then they die.
- #existentialism — Sat Jul 18 2009 23:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#954:People can spend a lifetime building a shrine to themselves. Then they die and it's sold for scrap.
— Sun Jul 19 2009 02:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#965:Each person has built his life on a platform of delusion. It is not your role to pull it out from under him.
- #existentialism — Tue Jul 21 2009 06:25 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#977:Many a sucker has taken an exciting two-week vacation and extended it for a lifetime, only to find the excitement ended after two weeks.
— Thu Jul 23 2009 14:14 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#984:Young people are eager to try any product that promises to give their life meaning. They want to buy an identity, not build one.
- #existentialism — Thu Jul 23 2009 18:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#996:This is all you need to know about the meaning of life: No one knows any more than you do!
- #existentialism — Sun Jul 26 2009 11:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1009:Half the battle of life is learning to see what's actually there in front of you versus what you want to be there.
- #existentialism — Mon Jul 27 2009 15:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1032:People usually choose their life based on how it looks in the brochure, not on how they actually experience it.
- #existentialism — Thu Jul 30 2009 00:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1067:The key asset in life, you may discover too late, is not money but freedom.
- #existentialism — Tue Aug 04 2009 19:01 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1070:This is all one really needs in life: an 8x8-foot box. PHOTO: http://bit.ly/VVajT (I could do without the roommate, though.)
— Tue Aug 04 2009 19:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1080:If you flash at fireflies with a penlight, you can sometimes get them to flash back (and totally screw up their love life).
— Fri Aug 07 2009 03:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1095:When you learn about some people's frivolous hobbies, you want to scream at them: "IS THIS ALL YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?!"
- #existentialism — Sat Aug 08 2009 23:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1100:There are no miracles in life, only trade-offs.
- #existentialism — Sun Aug 09 2009 14:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1126:Anyone who has suffered all their life may not be able to digest good fortune. They may require self-imposed misery to remain balanced.
- #existentialism — Thu Aug 13 2009 13:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1158:Life can be described as "negotiation with reality". You arrive on this planet with a set of needs and start bargaining to fill them.
- #existentialism — Fri Aug 14 2009 22:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1163:Any art that doesn't teach you something about life isn't really art but noise and isn't worth the effort to take in.
— Sat Aug 15 2009 02:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1166:Over and over in life you run into the same problem: not enough time! Success is usually a matter of time management.
— Sat Aug 15 2009 04:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1167:To you TV watchers: How can you let so much of your life slip away?
— Sat Aug 15 2009 04:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1210:Nobody thinks about the mosquito, about her short life and how the odds are stacked against her. Makes you want to give generously!
— Mon Aug 17 2009 06:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1226:Life is full of "Duh!" moments when you realize, "Things would have been so much easier had I only known that before!"
— Wed Aug 19 2009 07:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1263:Humor is an essential lubricant of life, but it can't be an end in itself or it becomes a prison.
— Sun Aug 23 2009 16:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1277:Before you pass judgment on life, you have to actually live it, not just study it from afar.
— Mon Aug 24 2009 18:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1291:In the real world, there will always be a gap between what the rule books say and what is actually enforced. Life is lived in that space!
— Wed Aug 26 2009 16:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1358:Essentials of Life: 1) food, 2) safe place to sleep, 3) computer w internet, 4) place to work w A/C power, 5) medical plan.
— Sat Aug 29 2009 22:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1367:A sad fact about rural life: The brightest young people move to the city, leaving behind the dumbest. Then those suckers breed!
— Sun Aug 30 2009 14:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1375:One of the biggest puzzles of life is trying to figure out the family we grew up in and how it really works.
— Mon Aug 31 2009 11:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1379:The existence or nonexistence of extraterrestrial life is irrelevant to our life on Earth.
— Tue Sep 01 2009 01:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1380:You may think the necessities of life are "food, shelter and clothing" but the latter two are only required in cold climates.
— Tue Sep 01 2009 03:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1397:Curiosity is an inverse function of investment. The more invested you are in a certain way of life, the less curious you can afford to be.
— Fri Sep 04 2009 06:33 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1450:If you think you need religion to make sense of your life, so be it. Just don't go around thinking you're God's chosen one.
— Tue Sep 22 2009 05:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1462:One of the greatest challenges in life is learning to see yourself as others see you.
— Fri Sep 25 2009 11:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1475:Life is hard mainly because you make it hard, overcommitting your future and spending more than you have on things that aren't important.
— Sat Sep 26 2009 13:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1483:In youth, we gain all our basic assumptions about life. Our adulthood is concerned with unlearning them.
— Tue Sep 29 2009 13:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1510:Life is a race to see how much you can accomplish in the time you have left.
— Sat Oct 03 2009 23:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1518:One of the great existential struggles of modern life is finding work you like that you can also make enough money at.
— Sun Oct 04 2009 21:22 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1531:If you met your lost identical twin, you would find them fascinating at first. In the end, though, your life experience would separate you.
— Sat Oct 10 2009 11:07 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1555:It is easier to change your own life than fight for change in others. The first step to social change is to set a good example.
— Sat Oct 17 2009 11:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1565:I have visited a good portion of the developed world, but nowhere are the mechanics of life easier than in the United States.
— Sun Oct 25 2009 01:02 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1646:Lesson of "A Serious Man": If you base your life on faith and fail to make your own judgments, you are ripe for catastrophe.
— Thu Nov 05 2009 00:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1658:There are no permanently safe harbors. Anything you think guarantees lifelong security is really just a prison in disguise.
— Sat Nov 07 2009 03:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1661:Experts say the Ft Hood gunman may have suffered from Secondary Stress Disorder. Isn't that called "life"? Who doesn't have it?
— Sat Nov 07 2009 13:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1686:"Convergent evolution" in philosophy is when people from differing backgrounds come to the same conclusions about life.
— Tue Nov 17 2009 14:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1689:Most of life's problems are better solved with lifestyle changes rather than products. The products merely defer responsibility.
— Tue Nov 17 2009 14:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1709:If you think you see what's wrong with someone's life, there's usually no way to tell them. Such habits are impervious to words.
— Wed Nov 25 2009 02:15 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1719:The main thing that keeps the economy going is an optimistic delusion: "If I buy this product my life will be better."
— Wed Nov 25 2009 17:01 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1732:No one can give you a meaningful mission in life. You have to find it on your own.
— Fri Nov 27 2009 12:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1735:If alien life presents itself to us, we'll have to deal with it. Until then, searching for it is a poor use of our resources.
— Sat Nov 28 2009 13:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1737:Humor is the grease of life, but it is also the last refuge of the desperate. Behind the laughter can be much unhappiness.
— Sun Nov 29 2009 14:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1738:Instead of laughing at the absurdities of your life, maybe you should fix them.
— Sun Nov 29 2009 14:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1747:I just generated a #TweetCloud out of 3 months of my tweets. Top three words: people, times, life - http://w33.us/3l0a
— Mon Nov 30 2009 13:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1757:Once we discover alien life and sit down to talk with them about the important things, we'll probably find they don't know shit either!
— Fri Dec 04 2009 09:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1766:If you are distressed by the circumstances of your life, psychology and psychiatry won't help you much. That's when you need philosophy.
— Fri Dec 04 2009 16:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1786:The ultimate product of your life is the conditions you leave behind.
— Mon Dec 07 2009 16:12 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1797:"Easy Street: Your Ticket to the Good Life" (please gamble responsibly) Photo: http://bit.ly/5EyZ4E - A clash of messages?
— Wed Dec 09 2009 03:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1848:What's the meaning of life? There doesn't have to be one. You just deal with the problems in front of you!
— Wed Dec 16 2009 01:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1865:If you have experienced misery all your life and it happens to go away, you will create new misery someplace else.
— Fri Dec 18 2009 11:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1866:If you have been miserable all your life and the misery goes away, you will create it anew someplace else.
— Fri Dec 18 2009 11:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1867:If you have been miserable all your life and the misery goes away, you will probably create it anew someplace else.
— Fri Dec 18 2009 14:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1870:All good fiction involves some form of magic. Things will happen that are impossible in real life, but the resolution must be real.
— Sat Dec 19 2009 11:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1897:A fallacy: "If my parents hadn't made the lifestyle choices they did I wouldn't be here today, so those choices are right for me, too."
— Thu Dec 24 2009 05:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1906:Life is traumatic by its nature. You can't pass through it unscarred.
— Sun Dec 27 2009 03:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1922:"Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald." Navjot Singh Sidhu, via @SashankNandury
— Sun Jan 03 2010 13:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1966:Paranoia is a self-leveling mechanism which assures that your quality of life will never rise above the level of your inner self-esteem.
— Mon Jan 11 2010 12:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1977:"The influence of each human being on others in this life is a kind of immortality." - John Adams
— Tue Jan 12 2010 13:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2009:In business as in life, there is no such thing as a guarantee, only the illusion of it that suckers are willing to pay too much for.
— Sun Jan 17 2010 01:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2029:Entertainment is an addiction and the enemy of accomplishment. Either you take the drug and remain numb or you do something with your life.
— Wed Jan 20 2010 21:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2045:The future of health care is simple: People with more money will be able to buy a longer life.
— Fri Jan 22 2010 22:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2047:One of the central problems of life is how to find paying work that also allows you to retain your dignity and pursue your own goals.
— Fri Jan 22 2010 22:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2067:"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get." - Conan O'Brien - Indeed, some get a windfall of publicity!
— Sat Jan 23 2010 19:12 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2100:Libido comes and goes throughout ones life. Losing it is no big deal, unless you are committed to a relationship based on it.
— Tue Jan 26 2010 04:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2111:A great movie (or book or song or life experience) is one that you wake up at night thinking about, years after you saw it.
— Wed Jan 27 2010 09:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2123:All social relations are a balance between loneliness and "engulfment", or the loss of control over ones own life.
— Thu Jan 28 2010 14:55 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2128:Humor is the alcohol of life. A little of it can loosen people up, but a steady diet of the stuff is just another destructive addiction.
— Fri Jan 29 2010 12:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2137:Life is like a great buffet of every food you crave. Will you make the the right nutritional choices or simply pig out?
— Fri Jan 29 2010 19:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2139:Opportunism is a philosophy of life wherein you take advantage of whatever unexpected opportunities come your way. It's a valuable skill!
— Sat Jan 30 2010 02:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2149:The ultimate coin of life is not money but time. You only have so much of it, and money rarely buys you more.
— Sun Jan 31 2010 01:27 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2152:"Nothing in this world is truly vegan." (via @aubynr) How true! There are no simple guilt-free policies (in diet or life).
— Sun Jan 31 2010 02:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2153:A split second, a bad decision made on the fly, and everything can change in an instant. Life hangs by such a fragile thread. Don't test it!
— Sun Jan 31 2010 08:14 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2180:The most valuable accessories of modern life: foam earplugs! (Find them in the firearms section of Wal-Mart™.)
— Wed Feb 03 2010 11:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2188:Depression leads to passivity - a decreased willingness to solve one's own problems - so the grim assessment of life is self-fulfilling.
— Thu Feb 04 2010 01:33 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2190:The basic human drama, in fiction and in life, is about a character facing his own fears and overcoming his own inertia.
— Thu Feb 04 2010 11:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2205:No parent can comprehend in the beginning how child rearing will consume their life.
— Fri Feb 05 2010 03:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2251:Most people are like aquarium fish, living the life of the fishbowl without caring to know about the world beyond it.
— Mon Feb 08 2010 22:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2270:In social media, as in life, your challenge is discovering your own style and purpose. What is your function here?
— Wed Feb 10 2010 07:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2271:Existentialism says that life itself creates its own meaning. You just solve the problems in front of you, in increasing sophisticated ways.
— Wed Feb 10 2010 08:07 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2292:Mistakes are a necessary part of learning. Unfortunately, some of those mistakes can kill you or suck up decades of your life. Sad lesson.
— Wed Feb 10 2010 21:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2316:Sex is like chocolate cake: tasty at times but bland if you have it every day and certainly not worth rearranging your life for.
— Fri Feb 12 2010 11:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2319:Enough negatively, people! Let's have more positive, life-affirming tweets without all the criticism and passing of judgments. And sarcasm.
— Fri Feb 12 2010 14:25 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2353:If you think you can live without medical care (ie insurance), consider that the "natural" historic lifespan of humans was barely 40 years.
— Sun Feb 14 2010 21:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2366:We all grew up in a protected environment, an artificial one, and the great trauma of life is discovering that the world works differently.
— Mon Feb 15 2010 03:30 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2382:Everything you own but don't need not only clutters up your own life but isolates you from the bulk of humanity who is struggling to get by.
— Tue Feb 16 2010 09:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2407:Most moral decisions in life are not a matter of choosing the "best" alternative but the "least worst" one.
— Wed Feb 17 2010 15:08 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2411:Bottom line: You have this tool at your disposal, this life, and you can either do the most you can with it or not. Totally up to you.
— Wed Feb 17 2010 23:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2416:The gray area between rules and enforcement is where most of life is lived.
— Thu Feb 18 2010 02:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2419:Tweeting something funny about how badly your life is going is just a crutch and a delaying mechanism. Get off your ass and do something!
— Thu Feb 18 2010 10:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2420:There is nothing sadder than a lifetime wasted in the maintenance and protection of one possessions.
— Thu Feb 18 2010 13:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2427:What is the meaning of life? Reality gives you problems, and you do your best to solve them. You need no more meaning than that.
— Thu Feb 18 2010 22:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2430:Kilroy Café #64: "The Meaning of Life Explained at Last" http://bit.ly/9bOn6m - It ain't all that complicated!
— Fri Feb 19 2010 02:02 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2447:Life works in cycles: boom & bust, love & divorce. People are caught off guard when they haven't lived long enough yet to see a full cycle.
— Sat Feb 20 2010 21:02 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2449:People become entrapped in their own artificial expectations of life. The fundamental test of character is overcoming that internal block.
— Sat Feb 20 2010 23:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2457:On my bucket list: Install a personal weather station behind my home and spend the rest of my life meticulously collecting readings from it.
— Sun Feb 21 2010 13:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2463:"Live your life as though your every act were to become a universal law." —Kant. Wrong! Your situation is unique, not universal.
— Sun Feb 21 2010 22:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2469:Kant, the philosopher, gave us "Can't", the philosophy — where you get so tied up in a rigid theory of life that no actions are possible.
— Mon Feb 22 2010 11:30 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2482:"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced." Kierkegaard. WRONG! We experience reality by solving life's problems.
— Wed Feb 24 2010 01:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2483:Life is the process of solving the problems reality presents to you.
— Wed Feb 24 2010 01:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2498:If you fully control your own life, you can live on very little. If you give up control to outside forces, no income is ever enough.
— Wed Feb 24 2010 13:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2523:Life is an imperfect negotiation with reality that rarely let's us achieve any theoretical ideal.
— Thu Feb 25 2010 13:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2531:If you see a defect in yourself or the life you are living, there's no courage in making jokes about it. The courage lies in changing.
— Thu Feb 25 2010 16:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2532:A little money can improve your life a lot, but a lot of money only improves it a little more.
— Thu Feb 25 2010 16:54 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2542:The trouble with superheroes in real life is they fly into a problem expecting to save people but end up becoming part of the problem.
— Fri Feb 26 2010 15:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2543:Sleep is your brain's scheduled maintenance period. You can't cheat on maintenance and expect a safe and healthy waking life.
— Fri Feb 26 2010 15:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2553:In the space journey of life, the jump to lightspeed is seeing in your own predicament universal truths.
— Sat Feb 27 2010 15:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2555:The preferable penalty for a romantic mistake is being nice to them for the rest of your life.
— Sat Feb 27 2010 16:02 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2558:Kilroy Cafe #66: "Life is Logarithmic... Not Linear!" http://bit.ly/bhAX2P A statistical oddity may help you make better personal decisions.
— Sat Feb 27 2010 18:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2562:The usual punishment for mistakes in life is some form of imprisonment.
— Sat Feb 27 2010 21:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2614:The art of photography (and the art of life) lies in seeing what is actually there in front of you, not what you want to be there.
— Tue Mar 02 2010 13:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2622:Life is full of "Duh!" moments when you realize you've been doing things the hard way. It was so simple, if only you could have seen.
— Wed Mar 03 2010 01:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2655:If your life is simple, you can master it and make few mistakes. If your life is complex, you'll always be stumbling.
— Sat Mar 06 2010 15:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2668:The worst mistakes of life are misguided attempts to take a temporary thrill and make it permanent.
— Sun Mar 07 2010 12:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2676:When you dedicate your life to a single medium (music, photography, writing, etc), you end up with fine technical skills and nothing to say.
— Sun Mar 07 2010 20:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2677:The American Dream, as defined by practice, is buying a property you can't afford and spending the rest of your life enslaved to it.
— Sun Mar 07 2010 22:25 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2688:In a single instant, after one small miscalculation, everything in your life can change.
— Tue Mar 09 2010 10:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2711:Of all the things you accumulate during your lifetime, only data will last.
— Wed Mar 10 2010 16:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2758:On my bucket list: Adopt an adorable little puppy that turns into big uncontrollable dog that cripples my life for 10 years.
— Sat Mar 13 2010 04:55 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2774:Technology can improve your life if you use it wisely, but it doesn't help humanity as a whole. There's more suffering now than ever before.
— Sat Mar 13 2010 15:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2785:There are no perfect solutions to the problems of life. There are only "good enough" solutions that get you by.
— Sun Mar 14 2010 15:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2787:If you have no plan, use the standard one: get married, buy a house, have kids, fall into debt, work hard and — Poof! — your life is over!
— Sun Mar 14 2010 17:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2792:The real coin of life is not money but time. It is getting more valuable by the minute, and when it is gone your money will be useless.
— Mon Mar 15 2010 01:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2801:Every decision in life is an act of triage: doing the best you can with inadequate resources.
— Mon Mar 15 2010 15:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2803:The fundamental challenge of life is overcoming your past to master your own future.
— Mon Mar 15 2010 18:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2810:Reporting from Wal-Mart: Now my whole cashews are made with sea salt and are "Health Baked with Fiber". Why must life be so complicated?
— Tue Mar 16 2010 15:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2823:Irony of insurance and public health care: less incentive for a healthy lifestyle. The system will protect you from obesity, smoking, etc.
— Tue Mar 23 2010 12:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2826:The bottom line of life is that no one can protect you from your own decisions.
— Tue Mar 23 2010 13:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2841:The pain of life is largely the product of naïve investments.
— Thu Mar 25 2010 23:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2843:The pain of life is largely the product of naïve investments that don't turn out as expected.
— Thu Mar 25 2010 23:54 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2857:Your "theory of love" guides your romantic life. At first, it is naïve and narcissistic, but disaster will refine it — if you survive.
— Sat Mar 27 2010 11:22 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2861:Government is a process that starts with passion but ends in lifeless bureaucracy.
— Sat Mar 27 2010 15:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2863:The sadness of life is how much there is to do and how little of it we can actually do.
— Sun Mar 28 2010 11:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2866:On my bucket list: Have every twist and turn of my love life chronicled on the covers of supermarket tabloids.
— Sun Mar 28 2010 16:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2869:Life is a struggle with desperation, hoping to achieve something before you leave.
— Mon Mar 29 2010 03:15 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2900:Experts say listening to what experts say can totally screw up your life. Use your own brain and figure it out yourself!
— Sat Apr 03 2010 18:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2920:Let it be said that you crammed as much life as possible into your final years on Earth.
— Tue Apr 06 2010 10:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2924:My mom/dad/country/religion is the best one in the whole world! One of the great traumas in life is discovering it ain't so.
— Tue Apr 06 2010 14:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2932:"Old" is the state of having already given up on life. For some, it happens at an early age; others never get there.
— Fri Apr 09 2010 08:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2933:I think I may need Trilipix™. No idea what it does, but judging from the ads, it seems to match my active lifestyle.
— Fri Apr 09 2010 10:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2940:The American Dream: an utterly meaningless life populated by possessions, property and packaged experiences.
— Fri Apr 16 2010 15:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2948:There's nothing as sad and tragic as a suburban life dedicated to recycling.
— Mon Apr 19 2010 21:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2949:Cigarettes, alcohol, lottery tickets, caffeine, high fructose corn syrup -- all the essentials of life from your local convenience store.
— Wed Apr 21 2010 01:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2957:All you really need in life is the basic product that gets the job done. You don't need the add-ons and garnishes, which only make you fat.
— Mon Apr 26 2010 00:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2973:On my bucket list: Put my entire life savings into an unregulated investment that a psychic assures me "can't lose."
— Wed Apr 28 2010 21:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2976:The dog's position is not to question but to obey his current master. It's a simple life based on faith, but where do the masters come from?
— Thu Apr 29 2010 18:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2988:RT @nytimes Moral Life of Babies http://nyti.ms/91iID8
— Wed May 05 2010 13:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2994:The "simple life" isn't really simple if it involves a ton of obligations, like mowing the hay, cleaning the barn and feeding the animals.
— Fri May 07 2010 01:54 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3001:I suppose I could Wikipedia it, but what is a "Kardashian" and why is it relevant to our life on Earth?
— Sat May 08 2010 23:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3005:Deception is the way of the universe, and detection of it is the primary challenge of life.
— Mon May 10 2010 02:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3031:It's sad when you squander your final days on Earth looking for life on other planets.
— Thu May 20 2010 00:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3033:There's nothing natural about our body. It's just the life support system we find ourselves trapped in.
— Thu May 20 2010 01:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3044:New video: Life on the Texas Panhandle. http://bit.ly/cTKWSx - It can be hard, but here's how to address it.
— Mon May 24 2010 10:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3048:How interesting a person is in real life is inversely proportional to the number of Facebook privacy features they have turned on.
— Mon May 24 2010 22:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3050:Youth, in every place and time, thinks it can do anything, blithely takes on debts, then spends the rest of its life enslaved to them.
— Tue May 25 2010 14:15 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3056:"Boom and Bust" is the cycle of life. Boom is when you think you can do anything and overcommit yourself. Bust is when you pay the price.
— Thu May 27 2010 00:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3071:With all the noble causes in this world, why would one dedicate ones life to a certain killer breed of dog? Because one is already invested!
— Fri May 28 2010 12:01 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3077:New video: "Searching for Intelligent Life at Vasquez Rocks" http://bit.ly/crvX3t - Star Trek parody filmed yesterday.
— Sat May 29 2010 11:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3087:Life is a mistake, a catastrophe, a deviation from the plan. It's all a matter, now, of what you make of it.
— Tue Jun 01 2010 11:08 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3112:The fundamental conflict of fiction—and life—is about a character learning to leave his comfort zone. He must overcome his own inertia.
— Sun Jun 06 2010 11:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3124:The half-life of beauty is extremely short. It may wow you on first encounter but fades quickly in consciousness. You can't hang much on it.
— Tue Jun 08 2010 23:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3136:It isn't hard to train for a marathon if all you want to do with your life is train for a marathon.
— Fri Jun 11 2010 22:27 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3137:What do you think time is made of - pixie dust? If you squander it on some meaningless hobby, you're blowing away life itself.
— Fri Jun 11 2010 22:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3146:Most personal decisions are based on the false assumption that one's lifespan is unlimited.
— Sat Jun 12 2010 23:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3160:One of life's surprises is how quickly something you think is heaven can turn into hell.
— Wed Jun 16 2010 23:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3161:We are all operating under a number of delusions, and when life finally bludgeons us with them, we'll have to admit we knew it all along.
— Wed Jun 16 2010 23:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3162:If your life right now is exactly as you predicted it ten years ago, you're either incredibly dull or living in captivity.
— Thu Jun 17 2010 00:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3164:People usually choose their lifestyle based on how it looks in the brochure, not on how they actually experience it.
— Thu Jun 17 2010 11:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3172:Yeah, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but if life unexpectedly offers something sweeter, go for it!
— Thu Jun 17 2010 15:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3173:One benefit of extended travel is your whole life has to fit in limited luggage space. You're forced to purge the unnecessary.
— Thu Jun 17 2010 15:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3182:After coming perilously close to extinction, there are finally signs of life in the blow-up gorilla industry.
— Thu Jun 17 2010 20:08 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3183:Most so-called luxuries impoverish your life more than they improve it.
— Thu Jun 17 2010 21:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3200:Intelligent life anywhere in the universe will face similar conflicts: individual vs society, defending one's ego, dealing with death.
— Sat Jun 19 2010 15:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3206:On my bucket list: Become the world's foremost expert on the behavior and life cycle of the prairie vole.
— Sat Jun 19 2010 20:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3212:Have no illusions. You are but a small animal on the curb of life trying to cross the busy road.
— Mon Jun 21 2010 10:12 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3218:One of the most important skills in life is the tactical retreat — knowing that your limited resources are better spent elsewhere.
— Tue Jun 22 2010 03:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3219:Perseverance, without intellect, is the strategy of fools. Life doesn't owe you success just because you pursued the same unwavering course.
— Tue Jun 22 2010 03:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3224:Life's fundamental trauma is the transition from the artificial order of childhood to the chaos of the real world. None of us is prepared!
— Wed Jun 23 2010 11:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3228:The gap between rules and their enforcement is where most of life is lived.
— Thu Jun 24 2010 13:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3244:Drug abuse is a personality disorder. It is an expression of not just a chemical addiction but a certain philosophy of life.
— Sat Jun 26 2010 21:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3245:Freeway speed limit is 65, but no car is going < 70. Cops ticket at a certain speed but won't reveal it. All of life is a game like that.
— Sat Jun 26 2010 22:27 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3246:Death is the final garage sale. If you can do most of that downsizing now, you might squeeze more life out of the time you have left.
— Sat Jun 26 2010 23:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3259:Most of life's problems are best addressed by taking control of them yourself instead of expecting others to solve them for you.
— Sun Jun 27 2010 18:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3267:Someone whose home is a museum is not really living life, merely curating it.
— Wed Jun 30 2010 03:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3277:In software, as in life, every upgrade comes at a cost. Something that worked is now broken, and some simple but powerful feature is lost.
— Thu Jul 01 2010 16:55 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3296:Life's most difficult challenge is seeing your life from the outside, as a dispassionate observer without a stake in the proceedings.
— Thu Jul 08 2010 00:17 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3343:If you avoid all risk you'll have perfect safety — and no life worth protecting.
— Wed Jul 14 2010 03:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3358:"Adulthood is right around the coroner." @Just_Alison - Yup, just as you start to figure things out, life starts trying to kill you.
— Wed Jul 14 2010 19:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3361:Failed romances are one of life's great classrooms. You learn how people really work and how fantasy differs from fact.
— Thu Jul 15 2010 18:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3375:The hardest thing about moving ahead with your life isn't finding a new path but leaving the old one.
— Sat Jul 17 2010 13:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3378:"Paranormal Activity" changed my life. ANYONE can make a compelling video with ANY equipment. All you need is a great idea.
— Sun Jul 18 2010 10:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3402:Life's greatest joy is discovering your freedom. It's worst terror is finding that you've lost it.
— Sat Jul 24 2010 22:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3404:One of life's greatest challenges is finding meaningful work you can also make enough money at.
— Sun Jul 25 2010 07:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3411:Society allows young people a reasonable period of exploration, creativity and freedom before they settle into a normal adult life of debt.
— Mon Jul 26 2010 05:14 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3414:Society allows young people a reasonable period of creativity and freedom before settling into a normal adult life of debt and servitude.
— Mon Jul 26 2010 18:54 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3425:Religion is what you need when your life is going nowhere due to your own bad decisions, because it's easier than change.
— Sat Aug 07 2010 01:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3430:Life may have no inherent meaning, but that doesn't prevent you from living yours as though it does.
— Sat Aug 07 2010 16:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3431:Life is too short to sit around waiting for others to validate you. You have to set your own goals and find your own satisfaction in them.
— Sat Aug 07 2010 16:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3435:Every decision in life is an act of triage — rationing and leveraging inadequate resources to achieve the maximum positive effect.
— Sun Aug 08 2010 01:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3451:The politics of society require us to live a dual life: what we say in public and what we privately know to be true.
— Tue Aug 10 2010 06:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3458:@TheBosha Mold may be life, but you can do better. The forest burned down for a reason.
— Wed Aug 11 2010 00:17 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3465:Extending the human lifespan would be a great boon to crossword puzzle makers, and there could be a 24-hour channel devoted to Jeopardy!
— Wed Aug 11 2010 18:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3469:Youth is the time for experimentation. You gotta try things out. Trouble is, some of those experiments end up costing you a lifetime.
— Wed Aug 11 2010 22:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3477:Happiness could be defined as the absence of woes, the achievement of goals or getting the most out of life with the resources you have.
— Thu Aug 12 2010 14:02 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3480:It is good to be physically fit, but fitness can also be an addiction, costing far more than any benefit in longevity or quality of life.
— Thu Aug 12 2010 15:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3486:Most of life is spent either waiting for things to happen or coping with the mistakes of the past. Peak performance in the present is rare.
— Fri Aug 13 2010 08:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3507:Americans believe the best way to solve a problem is buying a product rather than changing their lifestyle to address it at its root.
— Sun Aug 15 2010 11:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3510:That's quite a resume you have there! You spent your life selling people things they don't need. @DarthVader would be proud!
— Sun Aug 15 2010 11:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3512:RVs are for people who enjoy the free-wheeling, happy-go-lucky, devil-may-care lifestyle as long as they can take all their stuff with them.
— Sun Aug 15 2010 16:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3520:"Life's Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late." - Benjamin Franklin via @tweetsayings
— Mon Aug 16 2010 14:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3557:Photo: @TheBosha interviewed in an undisclosed location. Acknowledges tunnels could contain alien life. http://bit.ly/aeBb10 (Aug. 8)
— Fri Aug 20 2010 16:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3558:The only thing certain about life is uncertainty. Your best laid plans wil never turn out quite as expected.
— Fri Aug 20 2010 23:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3560:If you don't know what to do with your life, then your mission is to explore. You want to collect experiences but not commitments.
— Fri Aug 20 2010 23:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3561:Dear @DeathStarPR: Have you considered rebranding? Your Life Star™ emits a Hope Ray™ to clear a path for new growth.
— Sat Aug 21 2010 00:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3563:In life, as in Las Vegas, only the winners get publicity. The losers follow them, make unwise gambles and continue to fail.
— Sat Aug 21 2010 12:14 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3572:Life, in fact, may be a holographic projection, but since it's the best reality we have, we must live it as though it was real.
— Tue Aug 24 2010 23:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3575:The key to success on Twitter is being fashionably cynical about your life. No one wants to read about you getting things done.
— Wed Aug 25 2010 01:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3580:You can make a pseudo-life by monitoring the news and commenting on it online, but that's not the same as having a real life of your own.
— Wed Aug 25 2010 12:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3581:The news is a convenient addiction to distract you from how little is happening in your own life.
— Wed Aug 25 2010 13:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3595:When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but when it gives you something better, by all means change beverages!
— Thu Aug 26 2010 00:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3622:Owning a home is fine if the main thing you want to do with your life is maintain and pay for it.
— Fri Aug 27 2010 16:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3624:There's a difference between freely believing something and believing it because you have set up your life so you now have no choice.
— Fri Aug 27 2010 23:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3631:There are too many worthy causes in the world and not enough time. Life is the art of choosing your causes so you have the greatest effect.
— Sat Aug 28 2010 12:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3632:You don't need a grand plan to live a meaningful life. After a few traumas, a plan will emerge and you'll know what to do.
— Sat Aug 28 2010 12:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3657:It is a human gift to discern patterns in chaos and live life as though it meant something.
— Sun Aug 29 2010 18:12 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3672:Every new technology comes at a cost. Whenever you upgrade to the next step, you are downgrading something else in your life.
— Mon Aug 30 2010 21:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3683:Technology, law and medicine offer false promises. They do not improve life on Earth because each advance carries a hidden cost.
— Wed Sep 01 2010 01:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3699:The basic trauma of life is learning that the world we grew up in was an illusion.
— Fri Sep 03 2010 11:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3703:A difficult life skill is being able to engage in something enthusiastically without getting overcommitted.
— Fri Sep 03 2010 13:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3715:We were raised in an artificial fantasyland created for us by our parents. The trauma of life is learning that the world works differently.
— Sun Sep 05 2010 10:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3724:You can't "choose life" without also choosing death and suffering.
— Mon Sep 06 2010 16:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3736:There is nothing as pathetic as the risk aversion and addiction to routine of those in the latter half of life. What are you saving it for?
— Wed Sep 08 2010 07:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3737:Nothing is certain in life, but you can make a lot of money by selling people the illusion of certainty.
— Wed Sep 08 2010 09:15 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3739:When one's whole life is a trip, it is more appropriate to say, "Have a safe stay!" when they spend more than one night in the same place.
— Wed Sep 08 2010 12:59 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3758:On my bucket list: Visit the Rutherford B. Hayes Presidential Library to learn about the life and times of this memorable leader.
— Fri Sep 10 2010 00:22 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3759:Running out of gas is symbolic of most of life's disasters: preventable but non-negotiable once it happens.
— Fri Sep 10 2010 00:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3765:Owning a home is a deal with the Devil. It becomes a collecting space for junk that holds you down for the rest of your life.
— Fri Sep 10 2010 11:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3766:In modern life, you need a laptop, a smartphone, a camera and a passport. Everything else can be acquired as needed and discarded after.
— Fri Sep 10 2010 11:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3767:Way to go, gays! Thanks to your activism, you can get trapped in lifeless marriages and fight in senseless wars just like the rest of us.
— Fri Sep 10 2010 11:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3795:On my bucket list: Become the subject of an article in the Lifestyle section of the Minot Daily News.
— Mon Sep 13 2010 01:06 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3823:The most destructive thing to ones health and well-being is a life of aimless leisure.
— Wed Sep 15 2010 18:12 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3830:RT @BadDalaiLama: This is all you need to know about the meaning of life: No one knows any more than you do!
— Fri Sep 17 2010 04:17 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3832:RT @BadDalaiLama: People usually choose their lifestyle based on how it looks in the brochure, not on how they actually experience it.
— Fri Sep 17 2010 12:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar

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