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#80:Common addictions: drugs, alcohol, cigs, caffeine, TV, video games, music, shopping, sports, sex, porn, religion, travel, food, love...
— Fri May 01 2009 22:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#88:I love watching TV in a language I don't understand. It's the same crap as in America, so I know what's being said almost telepathically!
— Sun May 03 2009 19:01 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#124:There's a fine line between love and enabling.
— Wed May 06 2009 14:02 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#151:For all the rock climbers, sky divers, extreme skiers and hang glider pilots who tragically died doing the sport they loved: DUH!
- #danger #risk — Fri May 08 2009 16:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#264:Romantic advice comes in two flavors: "Trust your feelings" and "Trust no one." Can't there be a middle ground?
— Tue May 19 2009 16:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#289:The #1 risk of romantic commitment is that your mate becomes a perpetual child addicted to your protection.
— Thu May 21 2009 09:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#292:The choice of a romantic partner should never be made out of sympathy.
— Thu May 21 2009 09:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#351:It's easy to say, "I love my town/career/spouse," if you never experience any other. All is fine when you stay within your comfort zone.
— Sat May 23 2009 10:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#425:My love for you may be unconditional, but my interactions with you are not.
— Thu May 28 2009 15:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#474:As soon as a sperm fertilizes the egg, rapid changes on the egg's surface prevent any other sperm from entering. That's love!
— Wed Jun 03 2009 03:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#485:I love being cornered by Mormon missionaries or Jehovah's Witnesses. I start preaching to them, and soon THEY'RE squirming to get away!
- #religion — Wed Jun 03 2009 21:02 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#503:I don't see what's so romantic about the wild horse in America. It was an invasive species brought here by the Spanish!
— Thu Jun 04 2009 16:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#510:I can think of nothing less romantic than a motorcycle ride across America. That's 2500 miles of shit in your face.
— Fri Jun 05 2009 12:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#513:Adults seek an audience in friends, co workers, romance. When that's not enough acknowledgment, they seek fame, power.
— Fri Jun 05 2009 13:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#515:The need for witnesses is more powerful than the need for love. Being noticed for the bad things you're doing is better than no notice.
— Fri Jun 05 2009 13:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#520:Romance is a conundrum. We seek the perfect witness, so we idolize potential partners, but this delusion is bound to crash with experience.
— Fri Jun 05 2009 14:15 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#538:People in the north claim they love the "four seasons." Bull! It's only because they live in a climate-controlled bubble.
— Sat Jun 06 2009 14:33 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#539:It's easy to say you love winter when you rarely have to experience it directly. Try it as Mother Nature intended: freezing your butt off!
— Sat Jun 06 2009 14:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#554:Narcissism isn't self-love as much as self-centeredness, where you cannot grasp the needs of others.
— Mon Jun 08 2009 15:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#604:The downside of love is the loss of control over your own destiny.
— Wed Jun 10 2009 23:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#607:In Country music, life is superficial: Love is good, breaking up bad, traditions wholesome, broken hearts tragic... BOR-ing!
— Thu Jun 11 2009 00:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#613:The early days of romance are fun - the exploratory phase when anything seems possible. Then new defenses are erected and you see it's not.
— Thu Jun 11 2009 02:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#658:My spy photos from the Adam & Eve™ Romance Superstore, St. Augustine, Florida (taken an hour ago) http://bit.ly/AwbNN - So this is romance?
— Sat Jun 13 2009 15:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#682:I have so many people to thank for this great honor: my mom, my dad, my lovely wife and above all my Wal-Mart for its Low Prices... Always!
— Sun Jun 14 2009 21:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#685:There's only one reason a mega music star goes on tour: for the money. If they truly loved music they'd be making it, not repeating it.
— Mon Jun 15 2009 10:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#713:"Write what you love, but don't be in love with what you write." @genebrady
— Wed Jun 17 2009 08:02 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#730:Love can be wonderful at first, but we expect too much of it. It can't usually survive the weight of all we ask it to do.
— Fri Jun 19 2009 09:23 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#732:The temptation of love is to use it as a substitute for finding our own individual identity.
— Fri Jun 19 2009 09:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#754:Okay, I've tired of Aegina already. My camera loved it but needs a nap. Back to Athens.
— Sat Jun 20 2009 13:27 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#993:If a sentimental dipshit like Manilow can write the songs, I can too! http://lovestrangely.com
— Sun Jul 26 2009 10:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1012:It is unfair to blame the opposite gender for your own failures in love. Gays fail just as badly and in exactly the same ways.
— Mon Jul 27 2009 23:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1014:We construct our own romantic disasters. The opposite gender just fulfills them for us.
— Tue Jul 28 2009 00:22 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1020:In love, as in cell phone contracts, pay-as-you-go is usually preferable to long commitments.
— Tue Jul 28 2009 12:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1024:It can be a great ego boost to know you chose the right religion and that God loves you the best. Lucky you!
— Tue Jul 28 2009 19:30 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1025:Breaking News from The Onion: China Strong! http://bit.ly/2KA1NS - Americans Love Fish By-Product! http://bit.ly/V5jZ4 - LMAO!
— Wed Jul 29 2009 01:17 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1080:If you flash at fireflies with a penlight, you can sometimes get them to flash back (and totally screw up their love life).
— Fri Aug 07 2009 03:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1084:My new photos from "Freedom Tour 2009" http://bit.ly/16Ej8W - Inspiring America in a right wing Love Bus.
— Fri Aug 07 2009 12:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1175:Young people in love think they have things all worked out, but time will teach them otherwise.
— Sat Aug 15 2009 10:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1176:It is remarkable how quickly the magic of love can slip away and you're stuck in the endless grind of paying bills and fulfilling promises.
— Sat Aug 15 2009 11:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1177:To keep your love alive, you have to keep things light and uncommitted. No promises, no material commitments. Just enjoy the moment.
— Sat Aug 15 2009 11:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1178:You can't prove love by killing free will.
— Sat Aug 15 2009 11:22 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1184:My assembled wisdom on Love and Romance: http://bit.ly/3Rkx97 (from my Twitter archive)
— Sat Aug 15 2009 22:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1206:Slate: "Seeking: How the brain hard-wires us to love Google, Twitter, and texting." http://bit.ly/bf7xu (8/12) What the brain wants.
- #consciousness — Sun Aug 16 2009 22:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1269:I have just released my first love song (albeit a bit obsessive): "Can't Stop Thinkin" - http://bit.ly/91Nca
— Mon Aug 24 2009 00:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1328:An "anal retentive" is an inflexible hard-ass who is so ungiving to world that he can't even surrender his own shits. Lovely imagery!
— Thu Aug 27 2009 13:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1374:Looking back on our own romantic obsessions, we are bound to exclaim, "I can't believe I fell for that!"
— Mon Aug 31 2009 11:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1404:The connundrum of romance is that once you are committed to someone, you're also imprisoned with them.
— Sat Sep 05 2009 15:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1485:Observation of married couples suggests their main activity is home acquisition, maintenance, improvement and decoration. That must be love!
— Tue Sep 29 2009 14:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1530:I love the smell of sarcasm in the morning! Like coffee brewing and bacon cooking, waking up wouldn't be the same without some icy words.
— Fri Oct 09 2009 12:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1562:The politics of love: Everyone wants the "best" romantic partner but, more importantly, one who won't threaten one's ego.
— Fri Oct 23 2009 00:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1702:Love is a continuous struggle between loneliness on one side and engulfment on the other.
— Sat Nov 21 2009 05:25 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1723:Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: a story of discrimination. They love you only with the right nose and approval of The Man.
— Thu Nov 26 2009 21:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1746:Romance is no place for charity. The relationship has to pay it's own way!
— Mon Nov 30 2009 13:08 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1764:I LOVE the trailers for "Up the the Air": http://bit.ly/7Tmzz9 - Sounds like my life!
— Fri Dec 04 2009 14:01 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1799:Those without a romantic relationship long for one. Those with a relationship, after the honeymoon, dream silently of being free.
— Wed Dec 09 2009 06:17 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1803:Falling in love with someone is the best guarantee that you won't be able to change them.
— Wed Dec 09 2009 11:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1805:Love is possible, but there will always be limits on how deeply you can dive into it. Go too deep and you'll drown!
— Wed Dec 09 2009 12:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1826:Romance creates a mythology around the one you love. The delusion has to collapse sooner or later.
— Sat Dec 12 2009 13:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1899:Those who claim to love snow do so only because they can afford a resource-intensive, fossil-fueled cocoon to shield themselves from it.
— Thu Dec 24 2009 18:33 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1944:People aren't necessarily attracted to the "best" romantic partner but the one who is the least threat to their ego.
— Fri Jan 08 2010 13:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1990:In a natural disaster, sending your love and support via FB or Twitter doesn't actually improve anything. Either send material aid or STFU!
— Wed Jan 13 2010 13:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2059:I love/hate Wal-Mart™ passionately. Evil, yes, but look at these low prices!
— Sat Jan 23 2010 13:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2108:"Marriage is romantic story in which the hero dies in the first chapter!" @Abhiness
— Tue Jan 26 2010 14:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2185:Adult personality cannot be changed from the outside, especially within the scope of romance. Change may happen, but only after you're gone.
— Wed Feb 03 2010 21:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2189:Love isn't proven if it is enforced by marriage.
— Thu Feb 04 2010 10:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2200:Love can't be proven if it is enforced by marriage.
— Thu Feb 04 2010 20:55 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2277:Low self-esteem encourages the belief that others are capable of more than they are, especially in giving you unlimited love and attention.
— Wed Feb 10 2010 09:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2295:"All you need is love. And Valentine's Day is the perfect time to buy lots of things to prove it." @badbanana
— Thu Feb 11 2010 01:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2351:Free will dies the moment you say "forever". From that point on, love is a contract, not a choice.
— Sun Feb 14 2010 19:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2375:Many a prison was built on the rock of love.
— Mon Feb 15 2010 12:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2384:The fundamental conflict of romance is when the heart says yes but the brain says no. Who do you believe?
— Tue Feb 16 2010 10:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2385:Romantic bonding is when you start looking around for your partner like a toddler for his mommy. Stay away too long and you start to cry.
— Tue Feb 16 2010 11:17 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2386:What we call "falling in love" is the brain rearranging itself to bond with a new parent. Soon you're following them around like a duckling.
— Tue Feb 16 2010 11:23 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2387:Romance turns violent when the relationship is failing but the physiological bond is still there. It's a desperate attempt to regain love.
— Tue Feb 16 2010 11:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2435:Love is like the question Captain Kirk asks the evil robot to make the robot blow all its circuits. You'll go mad if you're too logical.
— Fri Feb 19 2010 12:23 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2447:Life works in cycles: boom & bust, love & divorce. People are caught off guard when they haven't lived long enough yet to see a full cycle.
— Sat Feb 20 2010 21:02 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2475:There may be some romance associated with "the common man", but you still want to limit your contact with him. Turns out he's an idiot!
— Tue Feb 23 2010 10:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2505:On my bucket list: Get a tattoo to express my undying love for my girlfriend only to have her leave me two weeks later.
— Wed Feb 24 2010 23:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2519:Go ahead, shit in the woods. The woods loves it: fertilizer! (No so thrilled with the pee though.)
— Thu Feb 25 2010 12:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2551:The most romantic gesture is not flowers or kisses but a word that shows someone understands you.
— Sat Feb 27 2010 14:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2555:The preferable penalty for a romantic mistake is being nice to them for the rest of your life.
— Sat Feb 27 2010 16:02 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2578:Boring but true: The romantic relationship most likely to last is when both partners resemble each other in everything but gender.
— Sun Feb 28 2010 13:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2694:"I love carrots." @RhodiHawk - But carrots are so secretive and deceptive. You can't understand them 'til you pull em up by the roots.
— Tue Mar 09 2010 19:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2705:A romantic relationship should not be confused with a parental one. It should continue only as long as it is mutually beneficial.
— Wed Mar 10 2010 14:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2786:People don't necessarily choose the "best" romantic partner. They choose the one who is the least threat to their ego.
— Sun Mar 14 2010 16:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2848:What we see at first as love often becomes a prison.
— Fri Mar 26 2010 19:27 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2857:Your "theory of love" guides your romantic life. At first, it is naïve and narcissistic, but disaster will refine it — if you survive.
— Sat Mar 27 2010 11:22 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2866:On my bucket list: Have every twist and turn of my love life chronicled on the covers of supermarket tabloids.
— Sun Mar 28 2010 16:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2947:There's a fine line between love and strangulation.
— Mon Apr 19 2010 12:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2968:Love those handicapped toilet stalls! Spread out, set a spell, use the WiFi! Unless you see a cane or wheelchair, the place is yours!
— Tue Apr 27 2010 11:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2975:On my bucket list: Assure my romantic partner that one little baby won't be any problem at all.
— Wed Apr 28 2010 21:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2978:Someone needs to explain this to me: what love is and how you know when you're in or out of it.
— Fri Apr 30 2010 12:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3018:Trying to capture love with marriage is like displaying a wild animal on your wall. As soon as you have nailed it down, you've killed it.
— Wed May 12 2010 07:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3075:Soaking your brain in drugs or alcohol suggests you don't have much respect for it. Would you throw sand in the gas tank of a car you loved?
— Fri May 28 2010 23:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3096:Love is harmless. The obligations that come with it are not.
— Thu Jun 03 2010 12:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3186:Love gives you permission to share — and abuse with impunity.
— Fri Jun 18 2010 15:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3273:Even after years of research and testing, there is still no clean-burning form of love.
— Thu Jul 01 2010 02:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3274:The first phase of love is exploratory. That sustains you a while, until everything is known; the mystique is gone, and love becomes work.
— Thu Jul 01 2010 12:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3284:The dark side of love is attachment that lasts long after the relationship has lost its function.
— Fri Jul 02 2010 05:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3341:Elvis, we love you! You were a pathetic wretch when alive, but now that you're dead, you're our god! (Best career move he ever made.)
— Wed Jul 14 2010 02:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3361:Failed romances are one of life's great classrooms. You learn how people really work and how fantasy differs from fact.
— Thu Jul 15 2010 18:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3370:If you think you're doomed at romance because you're an idiot, don't despair. Somewhere out there is the perfect idiot just for you!
— Fri Jul 16 2010 22:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3427:Mature love means learning how to deal with manipulation, addiction, co-dependence and all the other demons riding on the tails of romance.
— Sat Aug 07 2010 06:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3442:Celebrity holds the false promise of perfect and unlimited love. Narcissists are drawn to it like moths to the flame.
— Mon Aug 09 2010 02:19 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3467:histrionic — given to overly dramatic emotional behavior. Usually exhibited by only one romantic partner, the other being their enabler.
— Wed Aug 11 2010 20:14 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3497:Marriage means loss of personal control and negotiating power. Suddenly, love isn't a choice but an obligation.
— Sat Aug 14 2010 10:41 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3516:The implicit message of marriage is, "I don't trust you." If your love was so secure, why would it need this public declaration?
— Mon Aug 16 2010 00:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3518:The only trouble with love and understanding is it can't stand up to thugs and despots, who feel no compulsion to return the favor.
— Mon Aug 16 2010 11:27 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3554:"Sometimes I'm not sure if I love you or if I've been here so long the Stockholm Syndrome is kicking in." @Paxochka - Aren't they the same?
— Fri Aug 20 2010 02:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3597:The thing none of us is prepared for is how love can turn into a prison.
— Thu Aug 26 2010 02:12 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3665:RT @TIME: Study shows narcissists love Facebook the most | http://su.pr/16rsIs
— Mon Aug 30 2010 13:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3669:He died doing what he loved best — taking foolish risks.
— Mon Aug 30 2010 16:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3685:If only we could see love with the clarity of those who are not in love.
— Wed Sep 01 2010 03:14 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3686:Love puts lipstick on a pig and insists it's not a pig -- and we believe it!
— Wed Sep 01 2010 03:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3696:The biggest delusion of romance is, "I can change him (her)."
— Fri Sep 03 2010 00:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3697:iPhone - the perfect lover. So responsive and yet so undemanding.
— Fri Sep 03 2010 10:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3827:RT @BadDalaiLama: There are no unconditional relationships. You have to fight for what you want, even from those you love.
— Thu Sep 16 2010 22:12 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3831:Love alone cannot bear the weight of all we ask it to do.
— Fri Sep 17 2010 12:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3854:RT @BadDalaiLama: Looking back on our own romantic obsessions, we are bound to exclaim, "I can't believe I fell for that!"
— Sun Sep 19 2010 12:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar

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