| #97: | Male Data Collection Syndrome (MDCS) is the propensity of the human male to collect useless info and statistics: sports scores, etc.
— Mon May 04 2009 10:07 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #120: | Just republished a classic Kilroy essay from a year ago: "Male Sports Addiction: A Clinical Profile" http://bit.ly/d5ks7 - Is there hope?
— Wed May 06 2009 11:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #340: | If my "gaydar" is working correctly, male flight attendants are overwhelmingly gay. Deceptively simple question: Why?
— Fri May 22 2009 16:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #428: | "It is surprising what a man can do when he has to, and how little most men will do when they don't have to." Walter Linn, via @variouscool
— Thu May 28 2009 23:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #610: | Pity the autistic male whose only knowledge of human culture is related to the following of sports teams. Also pity his wife.
— Thu Jun 11 2009 01:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #611: | My old essay on the tragedy of "Male Sports Addiction" http://bit.ly/d5ks7 (Kilroy Cafe #10, June 08)
— Thu Jun 11 2009 01:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #616: | "Note to damsels: stay away from men with handlebar moustaches; I am so sick of having to untie you from railroad tracks." @michaelianblack
— Thu Jun 11 2009 13:09 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #683: | Let us never forget those millions of men and women who gave their lives, at starvation wages, to defend our Always Low Prices.
— Sun Jun 14 2009 21:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #684: | When not just any caffeine delivery system will do, you need Pepsi Max "The first diet cola for men." Alas, it's totally gay!
— Sun Jun 14 2009 22:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #872: | And so the evil men pillaged and plundered, and with their ill-gotten gains they built great universities like Yale, Harvard and Princeton.
— Sun Jul 05 2009 20:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #1110: | Don't ask me to explain the human male. I'm a member by gender but not by culture.
— Mon Aug 10 2009 21:25 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #1125: | What men want, I conclude from internet porn, is straight sex. No foreplay, no relationship, just pure insemination of anything pretty.
— Thu Aug 13 2009 13:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #1370: | "Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it." - Helen Keller
— Sun Aug 30 2009 21:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #1445: | Real men don't use sunscreen. A simple hat will do.
— Mon Sep 21 2009 17:33 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #1579: | Security in Israel is everywhere - bag searches and young men with big guns - but it's sloppy and haphazard, more for show than anything,
— Tue Oct 27 2009 12:01 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #1590: | A common affliction of the human male is to dwell on technical minutia while completely missing the big picture.
— Thu Oct 29 2009 03:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #1635: | For the autistic male, weather, sports and transportation provide endless facts and statistics to be collected and regurgitated.
— Wed Nov 04 2009 07:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #1812: | The US economy lost virtually no jobs in November! This suggests the overall economy is on the mend (even if it sucks where you are).
— Thu Dec 10 2009 22:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #1843: | I want to take this opportunity to express my facile and irrelevant support for our brave military men and women stationed overseas.
— Tue Dec 15 2009 21:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #1925: | "When the illusion of prayer disappears we become men and women of action." @almightygod
— Sun Jan 03 2010 14:02 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #1949: | I am disgusted when straight males call each other "gay" like it's the worst insult in the world. Grow up guys! The proper term is "pussy".
— Sun Jan 10 2010 04:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #1986: | GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS! Look at some of the fine offers coming my way on Facebook by virtue of my being male and single. http://bit.ly/7ivBlQ
— Wed Jan 13 2010 06:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2018: | "When a male's emotional growth is stunted, he'll sometimes compensate by using his vehicle to prove his masculinity" - OTS via @nictate
— Tue Jan 19 2010 11:27 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2141: | Gadgetitus is an affliction, chiefly of the human male, involving the acquisition and maintenance of too many gadgets and devices.
— Sat Jan 30 2010 03:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2248: | One advantage of the New York subway is that it gives autistic males something complex to study and memorize.
— Mon Feb 08 2010 16:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2311: | Men are judged great by history based not on their accomplishments but on their ability to produce memorable Twitter-sized quotes.
— Fri Feb 12 2010 05:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2570: | Why do men walk with elbows turned outward while women walk with elbows inward? (Try it!)
— Sun Feb 28 2010 01:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2573: | Wise men are forced to speak in riddles because some truths can only be learned by working them out yourself.
— Sun Feb 28 2010 13:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2744: | "I feel gay. And male." @rejecter (a female) - Who's going to pay for the therapy?
— Fri Mar 12 2010 18:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3252: | It's impossible for me to mention Transylvania without pronouncing my w's as v's and expressing my fervent desire to ingest your hemoglobin.
— Sun Jun 27 2010 04:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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