#97: | Male Data Collection Syndrome (MDCS) is the propensity of the human male to collect useless info and statistics: sports scores, etc. |
#120: | Just republished a classic Kilroy essay from a year ago: "Male Sports Addiction: A Clinical Profile" http://bit.ly/d5ks7 - Is there hope? |
#340: | If my "gaydar" is working correctly, male flight attendants are overwhelmingly gay. Deceptively simple question: Why? |
#428: | "It is surprising what a man can do when he has to, and how little most men will do when they don't have to." Walter Linn, via @variouscool |
#610: | Pity the autistic male whose only knowledge of human culture is related to the following of sports teams. Also pity his wife. |
#611: | My old essay on the tragedy of "Male Sports Addiction" http://bit.ly/d5ks7 (Kilroy Cafe #10, June 08) |
#616: | "Note to damsels: stay away from men with handlebar moustaches; I am so sick of having to untie you from railroad tracks." @michaelianblack |
#683: | Let us never forget those millions of men and women who gave their lives, at starvation wages, to defend our Always Low Prices. |
#684: | When not just any caffeine delivery system will do, you need Pepsi Max "The first diet cola for men." Alas, it's totally gay! |
#872: | And so the evil men pillaged and plundered, and with their ill-gotten gains they built great universities like Yale, Harvard and Princeton. |
#1110: | Don't ask me to explain the human male. I'm a member by gender but not by culture. |
#1125: | What men want, I conclude from internet porn, is straight sex. No foreplay, no relationship, just pure insemination of anything pretty. |
#1370: | "Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it." - Helen Keller |
#1445: | Real men don't use sunscreen. A simple hat will do. |
#1579: | Security in Israel is everywhere - bag searches and young men with big guns - but it's sloppy and haphazard, more for show than anything, |
#1590: | A common affliction of the human male is to dwell on technical minutia while completely missing the big picture. |
#1635: | For the autistic male, weather, sports and transportation provide endless facts and statistics to be collected and regurgitated. |
#1812: | The US economy lost virtually no jobs in November! This suggests the overall economy is on the mend (even if it sucks where you are). |
#1843: | I want to take this opportunity to express my facile and irrelevant support for our brave military men and women stationed overseas. |
#1925: | "When the illusion of prayer disappears we become men and women of action." @almightygod |
#1949: | I am disgusted when straight males call each other "gay" like it's the worst insult in the world. Grow up guys! The proper term is "pussy". |
#1986: | GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS! Look at some of the fine offers coming my way on Facebook by virtue of my being male and single. http://bit.ly/7ivBlQ |
#2018: | "When a male's emotional growth is stunted, he'll sometimes compensate by using his vehicle to prove his masculinity" - OTS via @nictate |
#2141: | Gadgetitus is an affliction, chiefly of the human male, involving the acquisition and maintenance of too many gadgets and devices. |
#2248: | One advantage of the New York subway is that it gives autistic males something complex to study and memorize. |
#2311: | Men are judged great by history based not on their accomplishments but on their ability to produce memorable Twitter-sized quotes. |
#2570: | Why do men walk with elbows turned outward while women walk with elbows inward? (Try it!) |
#2573: | Wise men are forced to speak in riddles because some truths can only be learned by working them out yourself. |
#2744: | "I feel gay. And male." @rejecter (a female) - Who's going to pay for the therapy? |
#3252: | It's impossible for me to mention Transylvania without pronouncing my w's as v's and expressing my fervent desire to ingest your hemoglobin. |