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#82:If porn is just the same acts repeated over and over, why do we need new porn? Can't we just recycle the old porn and save the environment?
— Sat May 02 2009 01:08 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#92:My latest philosophy essay: "The Secret of Eternal Youth" http://bit.ly/17w31K - Old age is a philosophical problem, not a physical one.
— Mon May 04 2009 01:02 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#119:What makes a person "old" and inflexible is not so much the passage of time but the weight of prior investments accumulated around him.
— Wed May 06 2009 02:23 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#178:Preceding every collapse is euphoria, the feeling that we are special and can do anything and that the old rules no longer apply.
— Mon May 11 2009 01:17 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#229:Modern audio-visual entertainment overloads the emotional system, making people numb and passive. My old essay: http://bit.ly/mztcx
— Sat May 16 2009 15:20 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#277:Why do singer-songwriters perform at all? They need the money! Committed artists would be creating new material, not rehashing the old.
— Wed May 20 2009 16:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#297:"It's not a bug; it's a feature." (old programmer saying) i.e. an apparent defect can turn out to be an advantage.
— Thu May 21 2009 12:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#367:Sometimes I wish the 49-year-old Glenn could go back to advise the 20-year-old one, but that would be cheating.
— Sun May 24 2009 00:58 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#370:The 49-year-old Glenn can't go back to advise the 20-year-old one, but the 20-year-old can still inspire the 49-year-old.
— Sun May 24 2009 01:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#531:See my old essay: "Quality vs. Crap: The Enduring Struggle of Life" (Kilroy Cafe #35) http://bit.ly/1470Tk
— Sat Jun 06 2009 02:51 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#572:Old age is not a physical problem but existential one. People get so trapped by their past investments that they can't change.
— Tue Jun 09 2009 12:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#577:Death is inevitable, but "old" is a choice.
— Tue Jun 09 2009 19:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#591:See my old essay: "Paranoia: Our Enemy Within" http://bit.ly/Ik29m (Kilroy Cafe #26, Jan 09)
— Wed Jun 10 2009 16:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#611:My old essay on the tragedy of "Male Sports Addiction" http://bit.ly/d5ks7 (Kilroy Cafe #10, June 08)
— Thu Jun 11 2009 01:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#692:The needless risk-taking of youth is usually replaced by pathological risk aversion in the old.
— Mon Jun 15 2009 19:23 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#696:"Old" is an accumulation of restrictions about certain ways things must be done. It has little to do with age.
— Mon Jun 15 2009 23:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#702:The most dangerous drivers on the road are the young. The next most dangerous are the elderly. Both overestimate their abilities.
— Tue Jun 16 2009 14:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#725:Here are my photos taken today at the ACROPOLIS in Athens, Greece. http://bit.ly/WPYTu - Old stuff, mainly.
— Thu Jun 18 2009 21:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#790:Nutritionally, there is no difference between a freshly opened soda and a "flat" one a few hours old, so why must a flat one be thrown away?
— Thu Jun 25 2009 17:17 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#982:Attention old people: Please clip your protruding nose and ear hair. It will make you seem connected to the real world.
— Thu Jul 23 2009 18:00 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1022:The problem with long commitments is the world may change in ways you weren't expecting, then you're trapped in the old path.
— Tue Jul 28 2009 13:26 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1058:"Old" is the state of being so trapped in your past emotional investments that you can no longer significantly change.
— Tue Aug 04 2009 01:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1062:I know this is an old grudge, but wasn't it Ralph Nader who gave us George Bush?
— Tue Aug 04 2009 10:08 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1096:It's another old grudge, but were Hiroshima and Nagasaki really necessary? Talk about a Holocaust!
— Sun Aug 09 2009 12:04 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1180:Why must people be referred to as "persons" on transit signs? ("Yield this seat to elderly persons.") It seems dehumanizing.
- #linguistics — Sat Aug 15 2009 15:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1241:I never would have imagined in my youth that Playboy (viewed in utmost secrecy) would someday be seen as quaint and old-fashioned.
- #pornography — Fri Aug 21 2009 14:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1350:An old "TV Nation" segment was about selling Avon products in the Amazon, to people who could barely afford to eat. That's luxury marketing!
— Sat Aug 29 2009 10:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1468:Wine is one of the world's oldest frauds. Each generation convinces the next that it's important, but no one asks "Why?"
— Sat Sep 26 2009 00:16 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1511:"Old people" are just killing time 'til time gets around to killing them. Not a dignified ending.
— Sat Oct 03 2009 23:46 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1638:Somebody should be preserving old cathode ray TVs. They were part of our crappy TV heritage for 50+ years, and the new crap isn't the same.
— Wed Nov 04 2009 18:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1742:This looks like a useful scanning service for old slides and prints: http://www.scancafe.com/ (I haven't tried it yet.)
— Mon Nov 30 2009 02:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1833:The young person's excuse: "I've got plenty of time. I'll do it later." The old person's excuse: "It's too late for me. I can't change now."
— Sun Dec 13 2009 23:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1847:The ancient ways, the old traditions, the sacred beliefs of the elders -- you have to believe in them if you are already invested in them.
— Wed Dec 16 2009 00:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#1948:You're officially old when some marketing campaign refers to your age group as "young at heart".
— Sat Jan 09 2010 21:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2228:If you're gonna sell shit, it has to be new shit, not old shit. No one wants old shit, unless it's really, really old historic shit.
- Facebook Comments — Sun Feb 07 2010 01:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2306:For every fresh young talent coming on the scene, there must be an old, washed up talent falling off it.
— Thu Feb 11 2010 18:02 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2364:If porn is just the same acts repeated over and over, why do we need new porn? Can't we just recycle the old porn and save the environment?
— Mon Feb 15 2010 02:30 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2409:The essence of old age is saving old knick-knacks because no matter how close to death you may be you never know when you might need them.
— Wed Feb 17 2010 19:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2467:Young people say "I can change later; I got plenty of time." Old people say, "I can't change; it's too late for me." So when do we change?
— Mon Feb 22 2010 10:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2607:wine—n. the world's oldest consumer fraud. Fermented fruit juice sold to gullible social climbers based on invented distinctions of taste.
— Tue Mar 02 2010 03:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2642:My old arch-nemesis at Area 51, "America's Prophet" Sean David Morton, has been charged with securities fraud. http://bit.ly/bre1pe
— Fri Mar 05 2010 15:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2887:Age doesn't make you old. What makes you old is getting trapped in your own investments.
— Thu Apr 01 2010 10:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2932:"Old" is the state of having already given up on life. For some, it happens at an early age; others never get there.
— Fri Apr 09 2010 08:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#2990:Trying to explain to my 80-year-old mother how we handled recycling when I was a kid: We just threw the damn thing out!
— Wed May 05 2010 14:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3023:Europe is full of old shit, which Americans think is special. Really, though, it's just ordinary shit that got old.
— Fri May 14 2010 19:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3040:Nothing restores one's ego to balance like good old-fashioned failure.
— Sun May 23 2010 08:21 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3264:"The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions." — Oliver Wendell Holmes via @tweetsayings
— Tue Jun 29 2010 13:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3292:There's nothing so schadenfreude as watching the rich and famous get old and decrepit. See, they're not so different!
— Sun Jul 04 2010 17:08 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3313:The elderly have embraced the internet. Makes it easier to do crosswords, collect memories and gripe how the neighborhood has changed.
— Sun Jul 11 2010 10:37 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3375:The hardest thing about moving ahead with your life isn't finding a new path but leaving the old one.
— Sat Jul 17 2010 13:48 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3461:The Wicked Old Witch of the West and those flying monkeys were the scariest shit ever shown in the movies. No slasher film can compare.
— Wed Aug 11 2010 09:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3466:The reckless risk taking of youth becomes pathological risk aversion in old age. Given what they have to lose, shouldn't it be the opposite?
— Wed Aug 11 2010 19:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3474:The ritualized activities of old age aren't a function of the body but of accumulated emotional investments restricting any alternatives.
— Thu Aug 12 2010 10:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3520:"Life's Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late." - Benjamin Franklin via @tweetsayings
— Mon Aug 16 2010 14:03 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3577:The old American Dream of home ownership will be replaced by a new, more American dream: freedom of movement tethered only to the internet.
— Wed Aug 25 2010 01:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3578:Time to revive an old term: "frigid" — people who are incapable of giving to others, who suck the joy out of any room they enter.
— Wed Aug 25 2010 08:38 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3579:You can't tell people their own personality flaws. They'll either become defensive and angry or claim they're too old or weak to change.
— Wed Aug 25 2010 08:45 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3586:After WWII, there were still some old Nazis who believed in the cause. The only thing to do with these people is let time kill them off.
— Wed Aug 25 2010 15:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3608:Outside Graceland, Memphis TN: Most Elvis fans are — How shall I say this? — elderly. Frickin' old! BTW: I ain't paying $30 for this tour!
— Thu Aug 26 2010 17:55 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3704:The young man says, "I've got plenty of time. I'll change later." The old man says, "It's too late for me. I can't change now."
— Fri Sep 03 2010 14:54 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3768:The young man says, "I've got plenty of time. I'll change later." The old man says, "It's too late for me. I can't change now." So when?
— Fri Sep 10 2010 12:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
#3770:The trouble with most people my age is they've gotten really, really old. They've gone from "Anything is possible" to "Nothing is possible."
— Fri Sep 10 2010 16:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar

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