| #24: | Easiest local TV news story in the world: Serial killer/bomber/terrorist/sex fiend in the national news HAS A LAS VEGAS CONNECTION! Duh! - (Retweeeted on 2/14/10) |
| #80: | Common addictions: drugs, alcohol, cigs, caffeine, TV, video games, music, shopping, sports, sex, porn, religion, travel, food, love... |
| #89: | My beginner's guide to hosteling, "How to Sleep in a Hostel" http://bit.ly/u0xQ9 - No serial killers. No rampant sex. Just a place to stay. |
| #137: | There's a fine line between sexy and stupid. |
| #150: | Sexual attraction is such a powerful force that if you censor it and dole it out in tantalizing little bits... (cont'd) |
| #483: | All of our hungers - taste, sex, music, etc - evolved for a purpose. You can't take them away from purpose and find lasting meaning in them. |
| #638: | You don't realize how boring sex can be until you've seen "Real Sex" on HBO. |
| #639: | A radically subversive counter-cultural idea: Sex is meaningless! See my essay "Sex Fraud" http://bit.ly/vq1xO (Kilroy Cafe #3) |
| #640: | People become so invested in sex that they'll come up with no end of absurd ways to make it seem interesting. |
| #642: | Sex is like chocolate cake. It's enticing from afar and when you take your first bite, but taste fades when surrounded by it. |
| #643: | With sex, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence - with another partner or beyond some forbidden barrier. |
| #884: | "Self-Proclaimed Prophet Blames God" for sex charges (Las Vegas) http://bit.ly/10sBmQ - Just your run-of-the-mill neighborhood cult leader. |
| #924: | So Jesus was born of the Virgin Mary, but Mary was married to Joseph. Does that mean married people didn't have sex back then? |
| #1114: | No matter how you dress sex up -- with toys, fetishes, new positions, new preferences -- it is still just sex. |
| #1125: | What men want, I conclude from internet porn, is straight sex. No foreplay, no relationship, just pure insemination of anything pretty. |
| #1141: | In food, sex and all other passions, the greatest pleasure is in the first bite. It is a moment that can never be regained. |
| #1156: | I've just been followed by @Sex_Cams_, obviously impressed by my philosophy. I won't block her but will see how long she lasts. |
| #1220: | You can't say someone's sexual orientation is determined by brain chemistry but also claim it hasn't affected other parts of their behavior. |
| #1329: | Freud was wrong about childhood sexuality. Kids have little interest in sex prior to puberty (unless sexually abused). |
| #1472: | I believe no one should be persecuted for his sexual preferences, religious beliefs or political affiliations. They're all equally insane! |
| #1514: | There's no accounting for sexual preference or attraction. Logic need not apply! |
| #1527: | My review of porn on the internet finds nothing that is even remotely sexy. Why? |
| #1538: | Intimacy is important, but sex is one of the biggest frauds every perpetrated. Kilroy Cafe #3: "Sex Fraud" http://bit.ly/gMAiV |
| #1862: | There's no accounting for sexual chemistry. What is erotic to one person may seem stupid and incredibly tedious to someone else. |
| #2023: | There is nothing happy about entertainment. It is pornography without the sex, exploitative of everyone involved. |
| #2249: | Any decent pervert will try to cover his guilt by accusing others of sex crimes. Who is the sicko in the room? It may be the inquisitor! |
| #2298: | Language Police: "cowboy" and "cowgirl" are sexist and discriminatory. From now on: "cowperson". Thank you for your cooperation. |
| #2301: | Language Police: "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" are sexist and discriminatory. Use "personfriend". Thank you for your cooperation. |
| #2313: | There's no accounting for sexual attraction. Logic need not apply. |
| #2316: | Sex is like chocolate cake: tasty at times but bland if you have it every day and certainly not worth rearranging your life for. |
| #2337: | What if you suddenly lost your sex drive - forever? Would it be a curse or a blessing? What would change? What wouldn't? Who would you be? |
| #2418: | No moping, tweeters! If you have a problem, solve it. Don't expect affirmation from us for your drinking, career problems, lack of sex, etc. |
| #2434: | Sex is another religion. People want absolutes, and sex seems universal. Faith works until the urge fades and they panic. Viagra! |
| #2530: | Sex jokes are the last resort of the talentless comedian. |
| #2684: | Economic activity — buying, selling and scams related thereto — come as naturally to the human as breathing, eating and sex. |
| #2704: | Is porn good for us? As use of porn increases, sex crime goes down. http://bit.ly/c09PDk The Scientist via @Sheamus |
| #2706: | Sex is the world's most boring topic. If you don't happen to be in the mood, it's just stupid. |
| #2918: | The sexual urge is unavoidable. Either you acknowledge it and deal with it, or you push it underground where it does terrible things. |
| #2958: | In food, sex, travel, drugs or any other stimulation, you'll never get the same high again. The thrill always fades with repetition. |
| #2996: | If you sext my imaginary girlfriend, I'll beat your virtual ass! |
| #3013: | On my bucket list: Master the art of sexual innuendo. |
| #3016: | Taste — be it for food, fashion, music or sex — is always an illusion. It is the promise of something more than what you actually get. |
| #3027: | Internet porn is about as sexy as a rectal exam. In fact, in many cases it _IS_ a rectal exam! |
| #3049: | Sex is a delusional system that allows you to believe you are compatible with someone you would have nothing to do with otherwise. |
| #3175: | There's a fine line between sexy and stupid. |
| #3177: | Sexual attraction is a hard-wired function of the reptile brain and not something you should necessarily follow unless you're a reptile. |
| #3181: | If you invest your identity in being sexy, you'll wake up someday as a pathetic cartoon character. |
| #3278: | Sex is fun and all, but sooner or later someone's going to take it seriously and think it means something. |
| #3286: | On my bucket list: Become a Russian spy and infiltrate American society, becoming known as a femme fatale with my sexy Facebook photos. |
| #3340: | Elvis: He could sing a song. He seemed to have sex appeal. Did he have any talent otherwise? A religious figure mainly. Our Fatima. |
| #3479: | Sex is a trick by Mother Nature to get us to mate. It has no meaning in itself and cannot sustain a relationship. |
| #3494: | Lost in the debate about same-sex marriage is whether marriage is wise at all. Yes, people will bond, but why must government be involved? |
| #3771: | If you demand a vow of celibacy from your priests, their sexuality will be forced underground where it is bound to do terrible things. |
| #3774: | Sex has power mainly when it is denied. |