| #136: | "There's a fine line between stupid and clever." -- Spinal Tap
— Thu May 07 2009 13:28 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #137: | There's a fine line between sexy and stupid.
— Thu May 07 2009 13:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #149: | ...there's no end to the stupid dog tricks you can get people to perform. http://bit.ly/gMAiV (Kilroy Cafe #3)
— Fri May 08 2009 13:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #391: | All porn is ridiculous. Even if you're turned on by it, you have to admit, "This is stupid."
— Mon May 25 2009 12:40 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #847: | Money is a cruel and stupid master but it gives society structure. It lends people purpose when they might otherwise have none.
— Thu Jul 02 2009 14:42 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #912: | Essential to dealing with clients is making them believe thay are wise and in control no matter how stupid they have been.
— Sat Jul 11 2009 17:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #916: | Luxury brands make you look stupid. If you waste money on them, you're going to feel foolish in the long run.
— Sun Jul 12 2009 02:53 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #1018: | The Advice Dilemma prevents the release of useful information to people who need it. The advice must be foolproof or the advisor is liable.
— Tue Jul 28 2009 02:47 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #1047: | In Oregon and New Jersey, you can't pump your own gas. Attendants have to do it. It's the (stupid) law! AKA "socialism".
— Sat Aug 01 2009 10:55 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #1089: | Intelligence or stupidity is almost always a matter of controlling or not controlling your emotions.
— Sat Aug 08 2009 12:12 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #1222: | Crime is a real threat, but the damage it does is usually dwarfed by what we do to ourselves through our own foolish actions.
— Tue Aug 18 2009 20:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #1224: | Crime is a real threat, but the damage it does is usually dwarfed by what we do to ourselves through our own foolish actions.
— Wed Aug 19 2009 00:55 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #1561: | Religion sucks! There's nothing like a visit to Jerusalem - the crossroads of religion - to renew my faith in the stupidity of ALL of them!
— Thu Oct 22 2009 22:49 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #1572: | No matter how complex the world may become, it will always be dominated by the stupid mistakes of human ego.
— Sun Oct 25 2009 17:52 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #1665: | Music, at its base, is a mimicry of language. It fools the brain into thinking it is listening to words.
— Sun Nov 08 2009 13:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #1862: | There's no accounting for sexual chemistry. What is erotic to one person may seem stupid and incredibly tedious to someone else.
— Thu Dec 17 2009 17:10 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #1883: | Whenever someone makes a fool of himself, his first inclination is to blame you for whatever mistake he made.
— Mon Dec 21 2009 06:05 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #1942: | State lotteries are essentially a tax on stupid people. How did government become the purveyor of such a scam?
— Fri Jan 08 2010 00:39 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2042: | A deadly combination: stupid, egotistical and in a position of power. Think Barney Fife. Funny to watch but avoid at all costs!
— Fri Jan 22 2010 11:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2066: | "Never underestimate the importance of free speech. It would be much harder to spot the stupid among us without it." -- Dwain Henry
— Sat Jan 23 2010 18:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2071: | "Never underestimate the importance of free speech. It would be much harder to spot the stupid among us without it." @DwainHenry
— Sat Jan 23 2010 22:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2106: | "Trickery and treachery are the practices of fools that have not the wits enough to be honest." - Benjamin Franklin
— Tue Jan 26 2010 14:11 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2203: | "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." - Napoleon. Yeah, but that trite wisdom lead him to Russia!
— Fri Feb 05 2010 01:36 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2226: | Don't try to fool me with your fancy drink names. The magic ingredient is alcohol, pure and simple.
— Sat Feb 06 2010 22:33 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2268: | In the pantheon of fools, the Jerk is the most difficult. Inflated self-importance and low self-esteem are combined in one sublime package.
— Wed Feb 10 2010 00:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2370: | Stupid people aren't just boring but dangerous, because when under pressure they don't have the mental discipline to avoid paranoia.
— Mon Feb 15 2010 09:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2520: | The trouble with stupid people is they want to be stupid. There's no other explanation. Wisdom is all around them but they won't take it.
— Thu Feb 25 2010 12:35 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2706: | Sex is the world's most boring topic. If you don't happen to be in the mood, it's just stupid.
— Wed Mar 10 2010 15:24 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2722: | The Number One fear of the rich is that they'll be made fools of because of their money, which they know inside they don't deserve.
— Fri Mar 12 2010 11:22 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2750: | State lotteries are essentially a tax on the stupid. Maybe the government should sell them drugs too.
— Sat Mar 13 2010 01:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2779: | It's okay to be nice to stupid people, but you never want to be in a position where they have power over you.
— Sat Mar 13 2010 22:54 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2953: | What fools do with their money is they acquire stuff, and these things become the prison that entraps them for the rest of their lives.
— Fri Apr 23 2010 14:57 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2961: | The depressing thing about advertising is that no matter how stupid it is, there must be someone falling for it or it wouldn't exist.
— Mon Apr 26 2010 03:18 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #2963: | "There's no reward without risk." Maybe so, but risk alone isn't enough. It has to be a smart risk not a stupid one.
— Mon Apr 26 2010 14:07 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3015: | On my bucket list: Seriously injure myself doing something foolhardy and dangerous while drinking beer.
— Tue May 11 2010 21:56 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3067: | Celebrities are PAID to endorse products, right? Everyone knows it. So why does the ruse work? Are people stupid? (Don't answer that!)
— Fri May 28 2010 11:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3076: | Doctor, lawyer, engineer, scientist, pilot — prestigious positions or stupid factory work? If you like being a small cog in a big machine...
— Sat May 29 2010 10:02 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3140: | Local governments don't just want tourists but DUMB tourists, because the stupid ones spend far more money.
— Fri Jun 11 2010 23:13 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3175: | There's a fine line between sexy and stupid.
— Thu Jun 17 2010 18:43 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3219: | Perseverance, without intellect, is the strategy of fools. Life doesn't owe you success just because you pursued the same unwavering course.
— Tue Jun 22 2010 03:29 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3255: | He who trusts his GPS without understanding the route himself has a fool for a copilot.
— Sun Jun 27 2010 14:34 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3487: | Financial markets may be fairly rational, but the core engine of the American economy is exploitation of the stupid.
— Fri Aug 13 2010 09:17 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3490: | You can't explain to an idiot what an idiot he's being. Stupidity, by its nature, is inaccessible to words.
— Fri Aug 13 2010 15:23 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3669: | He died doing what he loved best — taking foolish risks.
— Mon Aug 30 2010 16:50 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3792: | No fool is harmless when he holds a position of power.
— Sun Sep 12 2010 23:32 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3797: | It is foolish to educate teenagers against something, like drugs or drunk driving, because you'll just make them want to try it.
— Mon Sep 13 2010 11:31 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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| #3807: | If you're fool enough to bike across the country, at least have the sense to go west to east. With the wind at your back, it's half as hard.
— Mon Sep 13 2010 19:44 GMT — view/retweet - FavStar
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