| #50: | Swine Flu ain't nuthin'! The 1918 Spanish Flu killed 2-3% of the US pop. Young, healthy people mainly! Wikipedia: http://bit.ly/5vuiK |
| #69: | Here's an article on UFO's at Area 51 written by a much younger Glenn Campbell - 15 years ago! http://bit.ly/DEnQN |
| #92: | My latest philosophy essay: "The Secret of Eternal Youth" http://bit.ly/17w31K - Old age is a philosophical problem, not a physical one. |
| #117: | The 20s are the narcissistic decade. The young adult is desperately trying to make his mark on the world and can't see much beyond himself. |
| #179: | The young are especially vulnerable to destructive euphoria. The mature, who have been thru a few crashes, should have learned moderation. |
| #379: | Even my foam earplugs, suitable for the airport ramp, are hardly adequate here. Young people these days! When I was a kid, we had HEARING! |
| #692: | The needless risk-taking of youth is usually replaced by pathological risk aversion in the old. |
| #702: | The most dangerous drivers on the road are the young. The next most dangerous are the elderly. Both overestimate their abilities. |
| #709: | Young people are usually terrified of all their freedom and are desperate to make it go away as quickly as possible. |
| #783: | Youth is a period of joyously going about getting yourself trapped. |
| #789: | The most obnoxious travelers I've met in hostels are young asian women who act like they're checking into the Hilton. High maintenance! |
| #984: | Young people are eager to try any product that promises to give their life meaning. They want to buy an identity, not build one. - #existentialism |
| #1175: | Young people in love think they have things all worked out, but time will teach them otherwise. |
| #1182: | I don't normally pick up hitchhikers, but these two looked young and harmless. PHOTO: http://bit.ly/RFDkQ |
| #1198: | It is the nature of youth to experiment with excess. If it doesn't kill them, they'll learn moderation. |
| #1241: | I never would have imagined in my youth that Playboy (viewed in utmost secrecy) would someday be seen as quaint and old-fashioned. - #pornography |
| #1367: | A sad fact about rural life: The brightest young people move to the city, leaving behind the dumbest. Then those suckers breed! |
| #1454: | Don't try to upsell me, young lady! I'll have just the product I ordered, no fries, no shake, just the burger, thank you! |
| #1483: | In youth, we gain all our basic assumptions about life. Our adulthood is concerned with unlearning them. |
| #1490: | The primary activities of pair-bonded humans appear to be centered on nest-building and only incidentally the rearing of young. |
| #1509: | The world will always be a desperate place because young people will always overestimate their abilities and act accordingly. |
| #1523: | Young people often mistake "imprisonment" for "commitment". Commitment is a free-will choice, not enforced by outside chains. |
| #1534: | Kilroy Cafe #54: "The Fallacy of Commitment" http://bit.ly/2vmGnJ - Young people often mistake imprisonment for commitment. |
| #1579: | Security in Israel is everywhere - bag searches and young men with big guns - but it's sloppy and haphazard, more for show than anything, |
| #1833: | The young person's excuse: "I've got plenty of time. I'll do it later." The old person's excuse: "It's too late for me. I can't change now." |
| #1948: | You're officially old when some marketing campaign refers to your age group as "young at heart". |
| #1954: | History is full of young people courted to disaster by thinking their generation is different. |
| #2306: | For every fresh young talent coming on the scene, there must be an old, washed up talent falling off it. |
| #2467: | Young people say "I can change later; I got plenty of time." Old people say, "I can't change; it's too late for me." So when do we change? |
| #2474: | Youth is a period of joyously going about getting yourself trapped. |
| #2525: | The job of education is to form young minds that don't have the motivation or direction to form themselves. |
| #2572: | My naïve youth was everything prior to my current age. |
| #2738: | College is a halfway house for young adults. It gives them structure and protection as their brains mature. Education is secondary. |
| #2886: | It is the nature of youth to think you have all the time in the world and spend it that way. |
| #2981: | Youth is a blissful state of having a high-limit credit card and no down payment required. |
| #2984: | New photo album: My youth hostel in Mexico city. http://bit.ly/aEJC3w - $18/night including 2 meals a day and free WiFi. |
| #3050: | Youth, in every place and time, thinks it can do anything, blithely takes on debts, then spends the rest of its life enslaved to them. |
| #3051: | The secret of eternal youth is to remain free of any permanent obligation. |
| #3080: | Youth is all about following your heart, believing in magic and suffering the consequences. Maturity is when you listen to your brain. |
| #3264: | "The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions." — Oliver Wendell Holmes via @tweetsayings |
| #3411: | Society allows young people a reasonable period of exploration, creativity and freedom before they settle into a normal adult life of debt. |
| #3414: | Society allows young people a reasonable period of creativity and freedom before settling into a normal adult life of debt and servitude. |
| #3466: | The reckless risk taking of youth becomes pathological risk aversion in old age. Given what they have to lose, shouldn't it be the opposite? |
| #3469: | Youth is the time for experimentation. You gotta try things out. Trouble is, some of those experiments end up costing you a lifetime. |
| #3704: | The young man says, "I've got plenty of time. I'll change later." The old man says, "It's too late for me. I can't change now." |
| #3768: | The young man says, "I've got plenty of time. I'll change later." The old man says, "It's too late for me. I can't change now." So when? |